cop blockers

Median dividers found on a highway. Sometimes made out of concrete or perhaps a cable running along the length of the median. A structure that does not permit a copper to drive from one direction of lane traffic to another direction of lane traffic. This allows motorists to speed without fear, knowing that a cop passing by going the other direction cannot whip it around to pursue.

Wyatt: I love the beltline you can straight haul ass!
Dumb Greek: How is that?
Wyatt: Mother fucker's got cop blockers the whole way round.

by Wyatt Bone July 27, 2006

houdini blockers

Over-sized sunglasses that girls wear fashionably, supposedly to sheild their faces from the sun's rays, but really to keep from being splattered from a Houdini or other facial blast

She looks bug-eyed with those houdini blockers on.

by MF Tim May 18, 2008

ugly blockers

The big ass glasses girls wear that cover half their face, and all of their ugliness.

I was walking down the street checking out this fly girl when she took off her glasses. I said damn bitch you need to put those ugly blockers back on and cover up that pile of crap you call a face.

by The Foxe February 7, 2008

Puberty blockers

Symptoms may include: Brain development stopping, depression, a sense of dread at all times, suicidal thoughts, lack of understanding yourself, suicide attempts and ect.

Person: Puberty blockers are child abuse

by Yourguyfromthebsr April 15, 2022

ugly blockers

The glasses a girl wears that cover her face so you think she is hot until she takes them off when you find out she isn't.

I saw this hot girl walk into class with a pair of ugly blockers on. She took them off, and her face wasn't hot at all. I should have known, now I am stuck sitting next to a butterface.

by Big Ted Arlington February 27, 2008

Feet Blockers

Girl's who have massive tits/ boobs and so they cant see their feet because of it.

also requires pert jugs in order to truly block the view of the owner.

Person 1: that girl has massive tits
Person 2: Yeah i bet she hasn't seen her feet in years
Person 1: thats because she has feet blockers

by feetblocker January 19, 2010

boo blockers

Big ass sunglasses, typically worn by females. Sometimes associated with "Stunna Shades".

Good Lord! Cant nobody see that bitch with them boo blockers on.

by Natasha Karl June 11, 2006