blitted

crunked (see crunk)
basically means fucked up or INTOXICATED

this L got me blitted

by jgrizz September 1, 2003

blarted

sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.

I just blarted!

by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010

Blarted

One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.

Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.

by GF July 12, 2006

betartedd

something or someone that is either dumb,stupid,unintelligent, retarded/not literally,or just a ass hole. normally would make a retard look smart or highly intellectual. this word is not meant to offend a actual retard but instead to ridicule and make a really dumb person look more stupid then he already is.

dang that girl sure is betartedd, yea she looks like she climb the ugly tree and when she got to the top she feel off and hit every branch one the way down.

i must admit i'm a bit betartedd for coming up with such a stupid word that is very missed spelled.

by that boy at home with a dream May 18, 2011