Skip to main content

blinders

Leather patch-like objects that keep a horse looking straight ahead and not making side glances.

Incorrectly referred to as blinkers.
The horse trotted right by the blazing house, not seeing anything except what was dead ahead.
by Richard Black April 2, 2005
mugGet the blinders mug.

Beaver Blinkers

noun: An imaginary device that a man apparently wears when he gets obsessed with a woman that he is having sex with; causing him to ignore other parts of his life, or the fact that the woman is not good for him.

The phrase uses beaver, a slang term for female genitals. and refers to horse blinkers (blinders) which are a device used to stop cart pulling horses becoming distracted.

adj: Beaver Blinkered
John: Have you heard from Tommy recently?
Don: Not much at all since Tracy came on the scene.
John: Ah, he'll have his Beaver Blinkers on, he can't see anything but pussy right now...
by Jonfan Beast February 2, 2013
mugGet the Beaver Blinkers mug.

betty boop blinkers

Betty Boop Blinkers are false eyelashes that are way too long.
Look at the Betty Boop Blinkers on that woman! They almost touch the top of her forehead!
by Keronica Kadwell July 6, 2018
mugGet the betty boop blinkers mug.

noddy blinkers

when someone is falling asleep sitting upright. Their head makes a nodding motion whilst they blink to fight back the tiredness.
Q) Why did you run over the pedestrians?

A)Had a touch of the noddy blinkers, m'lud.
by Rob August 27, 2005
mugGet the noddy blinkers mug.

vagina blinders

When a man wants vagina so bad that's all he could see.
Definition by Boomer
My friend had such a bad case of vagina blinders that he didn't even notice she had a husband and two kids he just hit it.
by Boom5798 April 18, 2014
mugGet the vagina blinders mug.

spangle blisters

The severe pain, ache and suffering endured, especially in your feet and legs, after a night out dancing your socks off.
I was out at an all weekender and my spangle blisters were so bad, I couldn't make it to work on Monday.
by ShroomKate August 19, 2006
mugGet the spangle blisters mug.

Blinter

A mix between a blister and a splinter.
Man! I've got a really bad blinter!
OR
This blinter really hurts when I drag it on the floor.
by GhostMethod February 28, 2011
mugGet the Blinter mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email