Adjusting the blinds

Masturbating in front of window and being caught.

Weatherman Joe Luzira of KUSI in San Diego pleading guilty to lewd conduct on January 31, 2011. He was seen masturbating in front of a glass door. His lawyer stated his was ADJUSTING THE BLINDS.

by mpfs79 March 3, 2011

verticle blinds

The strings of ejaculate formed between top and bottom eyelashes upon opening of the eyes after a facial.

That girl could barely see me through the verticle blinds I left on her eyes.

by maxeamus March 8, 2003

Venetian blinds

When in the process of ejaculating on a women's face, the semen drips over her eyes.

Last night I came on Sarah's face and it gave her venetian blinds!

by M Erickson November 18, 2005

Lamb Blinds

This is no ordinary fanny
This is premium succulent,salty tasty moist minted M&S fanny, served with lashings of devonshire cream cheese.
You want it!!!

*see britney spears pics* she is always ready to let people peer through her lamb blinds.

by Alex Marlor March 12, 2008

Pulling the blinds

The sexual foreplay of pulling the string on window blinds just enough to cover the window latch. Scientists still cannot answer why only women have been known to be sexually gratified by blind pulling. Greater amounts of pleasure can be experienced with newer blinds and latches that are in pristine condition. Women love to do this when they visit each other's homes.

Yesterday morning Katie woke up to the delightful surprise of Monique pulling her blinds just the way she likes them pulled.

Your gamgam pulls her blinds every morning like clockwork.

Don't you hate it when your mom comes in your room to wake you up for school by pulling your blinds?!
She got leprosy from pulling the blinds so much.

by IPeeWhenIFart June 4, 2018

pulling the blinds

A sexual act in which a tampon's string is slowly pulled but not completely removed to provide stimulation.

Shawna was pulling the blinds on Diana to her extreme delight.

by run2themax November 25, 2009

Meat Blinds

A more respectful way of saying “meat curtains” or “beef curtains”.

Andy: Hey listen, those shorts are far too skimpy, one can almost see your meat blinds

Simon: Andy, I’ll wear what I want, and, for the last time, I have balls.

by Pogoextreme April 1, 2021