BlindSide

When A Girl Is Masterbating To Your Back, While Your Jerking Off, And Turn Around And Unexpectingly Jizz On Her Face.

dude, i pulled the funniest blindside on her last night! it was sweet!

by Rick Suave May 7, 2010

blindslided

When a legal midget (under 5'0") gets run over by a regular sized person, causing them to slide on the floor, possibly causing eye damage, hense the term, blindslided.

Wallace blindslided poor Kendall into the floor today. If short people were considered legal citizens she could of had a case in the court of law.

by PurdueWallace May 27, 2011

Blindside

When you give a girl anal

I just blindsided you last night

by Doctor Gloss March 19, 2017

Blindside butterbeans

A dish served to an evicted houseguest who didn't expect the unexpected.

Git ready Pooch! You're about to git served up a big ol' plate of Blindside butterbeans!

by PowerUzer9001 July 28, 2022

blindside

THUGGUS!
the only word to describe this guy

i hell got pissed today,
girls slept at my house

by gtfkd December 2, 2004

Blindside

A Survivor term when someone tells that they are going to do one thing, but they do another, resulting in someone's trust to be loss.

Synonyms for this word would be backstab, flip-flop, change, and switch.

Adam just blindsided Chris from being a member of the club.

by SprinklesTheUnicorn June 17, 2018

Blindslided

The act of surreptitiously editing a coworkers PowerPoint presentation in such a manner as to cause embarrassment when the slides are being presented.

Someone screwed with Fitch's charts after he turned them it. Man, he got blindslided at the meeting!

by TheCrosj March 12, 2018