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Blader

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.
me and my friends are such bladers
by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010
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Dick Blender

A sexual act; specifically the act of forcing one's thumb (the most lateral digit on one's hand) into the scrotum and twirling it about in circular fashion. It is meant to be a painful experience. Audible whirring from the mouth is optional.
Shirley promised Fred pleasures of the mouth, but instead performed a dick blender upon the unsuspecting gent's scrotes. Fred should have known better when Shirley said he didn't need a cell catcher.

EX2
A: Bitch gave me a dick blender in front of er'body.
B: Whuchu do?
A: I choked a bitch.
EX3
M: Hows about a BJ?
W: Hows about a Dick Blender?
M: Up yours whore.
by Y2JandN9ne December 22, 2008
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Mexican Blender

Sex Act in which you eat a Doritos Locos Taco from Taco Bell (Nacho or Fiery, Lover's Choice), and perform oral sex with the unswallowed, masticated, moist remains until climax, at which point your lover exclaims Sour Cream.
Oya Chica, let's swing by Taco Bell so I can treat you to a Mexican Blender when we get home.
by IBTNG February 23, 2015
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block bleeder

Someone who is selling drugs in his neighborhood. Relieving fiends of every penny you can usually going days on end without sleep. hustling 24x7.
"He has been up three days straight bleeding the block. Hes a real block bleeder not some part time criminal"
by Zero Celcius September 30, 2007
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blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.
I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.
by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016
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Chip Bleeder

Someone who is loosing badly in a game of poker
Paddy is a chip bleeder, he's been bleeding chips all night!
by BatGlenn January 5, 2009
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Bieber-Bleeder

Anyone who cut themselves because of Justin Bieber's pot incident
Justin Bieber's fans are all Bieber-Bleeders now, because he smoked pot
by JazzyMatrix January 8, 2013
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