beaner cleaner

an offensive term for a person of hispanic descent who makes a living off cleaning things. Usually referring to a house maid, but can also be talking about a leaf blower using mexican, etc.

Yesterday after I fucked the prostitute in the hotel, I called room service so the beaner cleaner can wash the semen off the sheets.

by I am God himself September 27, 2012

Beaner executioner

A person who is professionally employed by a private or federal entity, whose job is to eliminate hispanics in large and profitable quantities.

Javier: I just nailed a Beaner executioner job with the Fed! 55k a year plus dental!

Jon: Wait, but you’re Mexican right?

Javier: So? It’s nothing personal, and the benefits are dope! Can’t wait to pop me some frijoleros!

by Hammer of Jesus May 2, 2019

beanerpult

When three or more beaners attempt to clear a large obstacle by means of human propulsion. Usually two or more beaners act as the base, and then the 'hopper' loads himself into the hands/arms of the other beaners, and is catapulted over said obstacle.

I once saw a beaner fly, but I realized it was just a beanerpult being used to get him on the roof of my neighbor's house to steal shingles.

by Jinkiro February 26, 2007

beaner wing

an after market spoiler put on a cheap car, often owned by a mexican

that beaner wing hulio snachez put on his honda is gay as piss, what a douche bag,

by 56465135164865131321564 April 13, 2009

Pinto beaner

Simply put, in order to be a pinto beaner, you must be a fair skinned Mexican. You are a hybrid between Caucasian and Mexican.

Juans skin is light for a Mexican, so I call him a pinto beaner.

by RyanMc November 2, 2014

Beaner Beafer

A Gay person "Usualy a Mexican" who only has sex with other Mexican's

Dave:"Hey Robb"
Robb:"What"
Dave:"Check out thet Beaner Beafer he's not a racist but he only gets fucked by Mexican's
Robb:"Ha fucking fagget"

by Mr crime May 18, 2010

Sean Beaner

A Sean Beaner is a term used to define the erection that a heterosexual man gets while watching Sean Bean act. It is perfectly normal for a man to get one and is brought on by a combination of Sean Bean's rugged handsomeness and his extremely unique method of acting.

Dude, I'm totally straight, but I had such a Sean Beaner while watching Game of Thrones last night.

by BadassBean December 16, 2011