Blotard

Bloviating Retard

Keith Olbermann is a Blotard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

by Bobby Mc October 12, 2008

blastard

bastardization of the pronunciation of blue blooded bastards.

As overheard in Batavia IL "Those blue blooded blastards..."
Response "did you just say blastard?"..."Yeah, I did but it works don't it?"

by Audrey Farber March 16, 2008

batarded

Confused after having been beaten about the head and neck with a loaf of french bread, also known as a sourdough "batard".

I'm totally batarded right now, I can't even open this tin of cocktail wieners.

by p-tron 5000 January 21, 2008

batard

As the french call it, it means "Bastard", and as the english call it, it means Uber-n00b-who-likes-his-moma

You are a gay Batard u uber n00bish hoe!

by L33t Batard July 4, 2003

batard

the quite finished word of bastard

you batard!i mean bastard!

by emma and mike May 2, 2004

batarded

A person that's really retarded.

that kid is f*uckin' batarded!

by samiam May 3, 2005

blartard

A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"

Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"

by Oil peddler October 20, 2013