Belated blasphemy

When you seek good company but it’s not obtainable, people other wise are cool. An not all bad but constantly in the mist and mix of drug use that you can retain from. Though ou wish to accompany someone out side of that but no one wants shit piss to do with you.

My life is a constant cycle of belated blasphemy.

by Titus dyfilid February 26, 2019

double blasphemy

Depending on the perspective: A wicked sin, a great way to have fun, or an innocent mistake. Further multiples can also apply.

Dorine: "Sweet fucking Jesus, you are so much better than my husband!" (double blasphemy)
Gerald: "Shut up the hell up Mom, we need to finish before Dad gets home." (triple blasphemy)

by Thompson Hardman January 13, 2009

Beard Blasphemy

The standard punishment resulting from secretly being jealous of another man's beard due to the fact that one is afraid a fist will pop out of it and knock their teeth out.

After I crushed the Block exam they just got in their cars and drove off. I guess their dental insurance didn't cover beard blasphemy?

by Tadalafil September 14, 2010

bohemian blasphemy

a type of foreplay for advanced students

him: "babe, the entirety of my genitalia is pointing towards your mekka!"
her: "bebe, my tittays, my crotch, my nose, my toes, even my eyelashes are directed towards your jerusalem."

(they sing bohemian blasphemy together and run away)

by Krkič April 14, 2019

marriage blasphemy

The kind of 'marriage' defined by Emperor Nero when he chopped off the parts of a male slave in Ancient Rome; this kind of marriage goes against fundamental biology as it's not possible for a male and another male to reproduce. It was coined by the light blue blog when he had the "marriage equality" issue forced down his throat. He not only argued against it on the level that Kirk Cameron did but also on a scientific level.

This is a term that falls on par to the remark of fag 'marriage' as this one takes it one step further, as the donut puncher engaging in the mockery when they had the pride flag raised in a way that mocks the Marines in World War II. You really want to piss them off, call it Marriage Blasphemy. The light blue blog has the entry known as "Nero defined marriage" as a King James Only Church had a cartoon of two men at the altar.

by illinoishorrorman May 5, 2018

3 word blasphemy

Alright let's go! Let's see if we can rattle off a few!

Hym "3 word blasphemy, let's go! 'You're not God (Jew).' The Jew is implied and, therefore, does not count as a fourth word. 'You're not Hym.' Enough to make a grown man cry. 'God is Evil.' He can genocide as much as he wants. 'Porn is Good.' Sex is only ok if she's kind of your sister and if they see you only fucking the fat cocks the jig is up! "Derka derka derka" NEVER say this! It isn't fun or funny to say it. Don't do it! 'Where's my super-suit!?" That's 2 movie references. We have to stop. 'Fat cock dictatorship' Shhh! You're not supposed to notice! 'God was right.' You're all inherently bad. Thank you Urban Dictionary I was running out of blasphemy. 'Death Note Sucks.' You're a Goddamn liar! Take it back! Take it back! I'll murder your family! 'God is Dead' probably the thing that drove Nietzsche insane. Let's see... How about... 'If THAT GUY actually makes A.I. I will let him

✌️✊️✌️Breed✌️✊️✌️ me 🤢' It's not 3 words but I will bet you 1 billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT EXACT INTERACTION has happened! To completion bitch! You're a clever girl. That bet was a win-win for you. Ummmm, Yeah... Running out of characters. I might make this a segment..."

by Hym Iam May 23, 2024

Blasphemy

Any form of slander insinuating that Tom Brady is not the greatest football player of all time or the greatest sportsman of the new millennium.

“Did you hear those cowards at ESPN put Lebron ahead of Brady on their top 100 athletes list?”
“Yeah man, what a huge load of blasphemy.”

by FullyTorqued007 July 18, 2024