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black ops 2

A game that everyone hates to love. Most people playing this game are regarded as either fun-lovers or tryhards.
Dave: Black Ops 2 sucks! I'm going to go play Halo 4.

Jon: Shut up Dave. It's not the game's fault that you're a tryhard and still suck.
by JAALCLEEN February 4, 2013
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Black Ops Blumpkin

The act of receiving a blowjob while shitting and playing call of duty: black ops all in unison.
My wife gave me a blumpkin while I was playing black ops on the shitter. That's my first time ever receiving a black ops blumpkin!
by Mick the Dick September 30, 2011
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Black ops

The best form of abstinence known to man. Give this to a guy and it's like a condom and wont ever break.

The uttermost hated thing by girls everywhere.
Sally: NOOOOOO, John got a copy of Black Ops!

Jen: Back to match.com for you...
by Bowser701 March 1, 2011
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Black Opsed

When something fucks up on you - particularly a game or program.
Derived from Call of Duty: Blackops, the game that crashes more than a drunk p plater. You're supremely fortunate if you actually complete a whole game without disconnecting, freezing or having your PS3 die in the arse.
Stefan: My computer just crashed when Minecraft went over 1GB memory usage
Jacob: You got black opsed
by cann0n January 24, 2011
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Call of Duty: Black Ops 2

The 9th Call of Duty game developed by Treyarch...
Unlike Infinity Ward, Treyarch is doing something original to COD for a change and is placing the game in a futuristic setting.
Even though the game hasn't been released yet, Battlefield 3 and Modern Warfare 3 fanboys have been giving it shit.

Please Treyarch, you are our last hope!
*IW releases MW3 (after doing adding nothing original and copying and pasting MW2)*

Fanbase:

OMG! T3hs game r t3h bst gamez evar!

MWthr3 4 lyphe!

lololol trik sawts r the beastzestz!

*Treyarch announces an original idea for the COD series, Call of Duty: Black Ops 2*

Fanbase:

Yur ruinin th3 call ov do0ty franchize!

This game Blows!

COD sucks!

BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
by NovaXP July 9, 2012
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COD Black ops addict

A person who plays call of duty black ops all the time, usually good at the game.. They swear/scream when they're losing and sometimes begin sweeting. If they get mad enough, they will feel like smashing there controller. They probably dream/daydream about COD. Besides this, they usually talk about black ops at school. They think about playing call of duty after school and sometimes get excited..
1: Hey, what are you doing after school?

2: Playing black ops!!!!!!!

1: Thats what you told me yesterday... You must be a COD Black ops addict!
by Pseudonuymm January 18, 2011
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black ops widow

a wife mother or lover that has lost their husband, son or partener to the call of duty , namly black ops
ive lost my husband and son to call if duty black ops widow , isnt it enough ban this now before it gets out of hand and devistates other lives im in morning
by jizzcannon1 November 28, 2010
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