To vote for one politician (monkey) to prevent an even more primitive and under-qualified "monkey" from gaining the office.
The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".
Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
The "Monkey Block Vote" is often used in elections when none of the candidates are fit for the office, but it's imperative to keep a complete idiot out by voting for the "lesser of two evils".
Say you hate both the candidates, but you hate candidate B more. You're going to vote for candidate A, even though you don't like him, to Monkey Block candidate B from gaining office.
Man, none of the candidates for the 2012 election are really fit for office. However, I gotta Monkey Block former governor Romney to keep him from making things worse.
Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.
Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.
Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
Johnny has decided to be a Monkey Block Voter this election even though he doesn't think Obama is quite fit for office anymore.
Even though he isn't impressed with Obama's presidency so far, Johnny is going to vote for him to Monkey Block former governor Romney so the country doesn't get completely messed up.
Hey, I hate 'em both, but I just gotta cast a Monkey Block Vote because hopefully Romney can make things better, even though he isn't quite fit for the job either.
by JoeVertical September 18, 2012
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P2: Ha! You're getting old.
P2: Ha! You're getting old.
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Keith: Hey man you remember John and Mary,
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
Rob: Yeah how long they been married?
Keith: 10 years(law to get life time alimony)
Keith: she just told him she want a divorce
Keith: And he said she is fucking his cousin.
Rob: word so she on the market or is she and cuzzo exclusive
Keith: nah she on the market, John's cousins best friend hit that too.
Rob: Damn she doing Monkey-Double-Back-Flips on dicks huh.
Keith: Yup.
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Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money
btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
Julez Santana:
this for my niggas getitn brown paper bag money
this for my strippers gettin black plastic bag money
btw, lil wayne verse in that song is so hard.
by yehdig January 14, 2009
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"That huge credit card payment is a real monkey on his back." "Trying to sell that white elephant must be a monkey on your back."
by Guthlac A February 10, 2010
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by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005
Get the Monkey on your back mug.I go through about 30 cigarettes every day! I have to get this monkey off my back! Otherwise, I will ruin my health completely
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