bitchchrist

v. To handle a situation in the worst manner possible; to fail terribly.

"Dude, you got us arrested. You bitchchristed it."

by B Dubs January 28, 2008

bitchachi

A bitch-like person (typically a woman) that also exhibits a few traits of a classier person. A girl that reminds you of a run-of-the-mill hosebag that also will cook you dinner, clean your clothes, and laugh at your jokes. A lady with a lack of morals mixed in with occasional bouts of class.

That hoe made love to me and folded my laundry... whata bitchachi!

by The__Boss July 11, 2011

bitchcake

An extremely attractive female, possibly bitchy and dominant; may attract to those of the bitchrake kind.

"The chick I was tiger-lilying turned out to be one heavenly bitchcake!"

by Dickcheeseburger! July 4, 2006

bitchaster

A normal situation that becomes a disaster simply because a woman interprets it that way.

We were watching the game while she was at her mother's, but it was a bitchaster when she came home early.

by Tom Liotta April 27, 2008

Bitchassery

The act of being a dumb bitch and/or doing or saying stupid bitchy things to cause problems.

"What kind of bitchassery is she up to today?"

by CeeGee! May 12, 2018

bobby bitchcake

the epitome of bitches. the softest form of weak-sauce known to mankind. bobby bitchcakes are known to flop, pussy-out, and/or flake for little to no reason at all. they accept their status as a bitchcake and has given up on any form of respect from their peers.

Han Youl is refusing to go camping because he's tired of being tired. What a bobby bitchcake!

by man in the woods May 16, 2016

bitchahertz

bitchaHertz (bHz): a measurement of the frequency with which a female changes her mind per second. a bHz of less than one, in the single digit millibitchahertz (mbHz) range, is desirable.

"I clocked her at 17.2bHz, stay away from that shit."

"shes hitting .03 bitchahertz, or 30mbHz - this one only changes her mind every couple minutes!"

by mattsqz January 3, 2010