bissue

1. (n) a bitch with issues. can be applied to both males, females and anything else in between.

1a. one allergic to bissue's typically catch a sudden reaction when encountered

1b. sudden reaction can also become violent till tha broad excuses herself

1. in the club satudray night, i approached her with plenty confidence, tapped her on the shoulder, spit out a few lines, then asked, "so whats your name..." only to hear her response back with "...why would i give you my name? I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU!" brush the dirt off ya shoulda and walk away, playa.. it's plain to see.. she's a bissue.

1a.
playa: yo dawg who's that broad standin' next to you yappin' out tha mouth bout you bein' da baby daddy of all 4 of them kidz?
mack: you mean..::lookin over his shoulder at the broad::..this thing? yo she a.. a.. a.. ::sneezing:: BISSUE.

1b.
tanya: playa i need you to do me a favor :-D
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: im so sorry bout.. :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: see what had happened was... :-)
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: playa listen to me! :-\
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
tanya: fine i don't like yo azz no way.. :-(
playa: *sneezing* B-IIIIISSSUE
::tanya excuses herself while sobbin to her other bissue friends:: :'(

by xeus January 30, 2005

Basshunter

A male, inner city youth (typically "white trash"). Originated in Limerick, Ireland, where such young men drive around in small sports cars blaring Basshunter's song "Now You're Gone".

"That lad Colin is a right Basshunter!"

by Gaygael October 27, 2008

Basshunter

The most overrated euro dance act ever. Basshunter, or Jonas Erik Altberg, essentially makes euro dance music with nerdy topics in mind (DotA, Boten Anna) and his newer music includes love subjects as well. His singing is god awful (at least in English), he has a retarded emo look, and most of his songs have the same synthesizer sound. The genre of euro dance is dead and there are many electronic producers, DJs, and artists that are a million times better than this guy.

John: I love the song, "Now You're Gone"! Basshunter is the best DJ ever! :D
Chris: Dude are you high? What about Avicii, Benny Benassi, Armin Van Buuren, Calvin Harris, Porter Robinson, Wolfgang Gartner, Boys Noize, etc.?
John: Never heard of them, because Basshunter is the only DJ I know!

Chris: -_-

by SandRazor February 17, 2012

bishup

The art of being heavily intoicated - past the point of being mashup

Rah! That geezer's bishup!!

by Law July 10, 2004

bisshead

your dad or your dad fucked ur lil sister

your dad is slag and a bisshead

by fefibifboobs February 8, 2022

Bigshu

The type of mood when you just are slaying so much that your body begins to expand and create an alternate universe.

You: You're so bigshu rn.
Me: I know right?! I feel powerlimitless. Muah

by Fernando Person September 22, 2021

bishum

A very hard punch, usually given by a sex don.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Bishum!!!!!!"
(the earth split in half, there was no life left except the sex don, standing on a piece or rock, floating, heading towards the sun at the speed of thousand miles per second)

by chomumandem March 30, 2022