whisker biscuit 

Term used to describe the female genitalia after menopause when the juices stop flowing and the fur becomes unmanageable.

Billy said Sally had a nice slice back in the day, but now it is a dried up whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit by Silly Bill February 10, 2010

whisker biscuit 

A vulva that is so matted down with hair that it appears alarmingly similar to a brillo pad.

Cilantro drunkenly stumbled into Boo's bedroom and unwittingly fell face first into her face-down-ass-up whisker biscuit and suffocated into a coma that lasted 3 1/2 years. (names changed to protect the innocent)

whisker biscuit by Justin Koehler May 14, 2005

Whisker Biscuit 

One who has a very hairy vaginal area.

Whoa! You should of seen the whisker biscuit she had!

Whisker Biscuit by Mike May 6, 2003

Whisker Biscuit 

A hairy vagina

She was so hot that I ate her whisker biscuit anyway.

Whisker Biscuit by VannoWar July 12, 2009

Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuit 

When a man is giving a rim job, he gets shit in his mustache. Saving some for later.

I needed a snack for later so I ate the Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuits from my beard.

Brown Bottom Whisker Biscuit by Shlaugette October 17, 2008

West Virginia Whisker Biscuit 

A West Virginia Whisker Biscuit is a vagina that has been vomited upon.

Hillbilly 1 and Hillbilly 2 are drunkenly double teaming a white trash piece of garbage. Hillbilly 1 pukes on her pussy then excuses himself without telling the others what just happened. Hillbilly 2 then goes down on her and ends up eating a West Virginia Whisker Biscuit.

West Virginia Whisker Biscuit by Bilbo"Douche"Baggins August 28, 2010

whisker biscuit 

An asshole with a 5 o'clock shadow.

My cock was rubbed raw on her whisker biscuit.

whisker biscuit by yellowfincutthroat August 28, 2009