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the birds and the bees 

A phrase used by nervous parents to explain fucking to children and teens
"It's about time we had a talk about the birds and the bees"
the birds and the bees by Steph October 13, 2003

The birds and the bees 

The non-embarrassing way of teaching your children about sex. The bee (male) and the bird (female.)
I think its time to tell you about the birds and the bees, sweetie.

the birds and the bees 

if you really must ask, i really think you don't deserve to know.
oh what the hell.

this phrase is used to discribe the act of a male inserting the male's genitalia into the golden zone of a women, the vagina.
there i did it for you guys, happy?

the birds and the bees 

some lame story your parents come up with to tell you about sex.
Kid: How was I born?
Parents: We're going to tell you about the birds and the bees...

the birds and the bees 

a father (usually) tries to tell his kid about sex.
my parents went all birds and bees on me today, but I fucked two years ago!

the birds and the bees 

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."
the birds and the bees by IJM October 7, 2003