Brostitution

: A male belonging to the YOLO demographic being forced to sell their body to support their freewheeling lifestyle.

: A bro being forced to sell out, get a real job and grow up.

"Dude, we're out of cash and stranded in Nicaragua! We're going to have to turn to brostitution!"

"Bro, being a ski bum isn't really working out. I think I'm going to go back to school and get into corporate brostitution like everyone else."

by Tillibum May 13, 2014

Brostitut

a guy who only pretends to be a bro in hopes of receiving some sort of benefit (usually booze, women or money)

Guy 1: who the hell was that guy you were smoking with last night?
Guy 2: Agh, I have no idea man, I reckon he was just another brostitute

by CannibalPLK December 5, 2014

Brostitution

Taking bros before hoes seriously.

Lizzy wanted me to come out but so did Jimmy so I picked Jimmy being a loyal brostitute, sticking to the law of brostitution.

by Naomi.nt July 7, 2017

BROSTITUDE

Brostitude (noun)
A man who frequently engages in casual romantic or sexual relationships with confidence, charm, and a bit of a player mentality. Think of him as a smooth-talking, ladies’ man who always has options.

Origin:
A mix of "bro" (a slang term for a male friend) and "prostitute", but used humorously rather than literally

Example Sentences:

1. "Chris has serious brostitude—he took two different girls on dates in one night!"

2. "You can’t trust Jake to settle down; his brostitude is too strong

by Favyglam February 20, 2025