A place to get crunk and party, if you know the right place to go (99 Chestnut in its hey day). With no ID necessary and more booze than you could throw a fresher at, its a place to party. Especially Parade day/ St Paddys.
by Shotland August 13, 2010
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binghamton's the glacier of the states
by psychoblizzard68 February 14, 2005
Get the Binghamton mug.Imagine Yonkers, NY with a quarter of its population, half its land area, all its blacks and Hispanics taken out, all the stores taken away, and moved away from New York City. That's the town I go to college in!
by Tom from Yonkers August 04, 2003
Get the Binghamton mug.Possibly the most pathetic town I've ever been to. People often say upstate New York is more like the Midwest than New York City; that statement is downright insulting to the Midwest. Binghamton is an absolute shithole. It's not even nearly as nice and all-American as the Midwest, and no where near as cool and exciting as New York City. Locals are a bunch of fat Southern-wannabe Walmart-shopping rednecks with Confederate flags on their pickups. Binghamton Chamber of Commerce actually BRAGS that Binghamton was once the New York State Ku Klux Klan headquarters. My God. There's fucking one famous person to ever come out of Binghamton, Rod Serling, and they act like Serling is Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior. BIG FUCKING DEAL! You know how many famous people came from New York City area! Like 75% of all celebrities!!! Binghamton is extremely one-dimension geographically. The whole city is Main St, and little side streets off Main St. In neighboring Vestal, everything is on the Vestal Parkway. That's it. By the way the food in Binghamton sucks. Upstate people really have no clue when it comes to food (except for wings though, that is ONE contribution Upstate NY made to society). It's also colder than southern Alaska in the winter. Whoopey.
If Spiedies are so fucking great why has no one ever heard of them? If they were actually good, why no national recognition?
by YO Man June 30, 2004
Get the Binghamton mug.a terrible place. 'nuff said. right between syracuse and NYC but doesn't make more then a gas station. Extreme changes in temp. (-12 one day and 50 the next). Home of the infamous 'kick a jew day'. more then half of the kids do some sort of drugs. The high school can somehow get enough money to but 30 brand new mac computers yet there's atleast 10 places throughout the school that have leaking roofs with garbage cans under it. cloudy all year round. one of the worst possible places to live. Nobody wants to come here. Don't even drive through it. it's like a frozen hell. all you can hope for here is that you might be one of the lucky one's that escape.
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news reporter: yet another armed robbery happened in Binghamton this morning
guy 1: dude, didn't you grow up in Binghamton?
guy 2: don't remind me -.-
news reporter: yet another armed robbery happened in Binghamton this morning
guy 1: dude, didn't you grow up in Binghamton?
guy 2: don't remind me -.-
by stuck_in_a_hell February 27, 2011
Get the Binghamton mug.Binghamton's existence does, indeed NOT depend on the vaste wasteland of human minds on the Vestal Parkway and never has! The city would be very glad to send the rude, obnoxious, spolied-brat children of "Looonnngg Eyeland" and "Noo Yawk" back to the rat-hole metro area where they came from!
Don't deceive yourselves! Binghamton is a fine place to live, except when the Suny-Loonies arrive in August!
Don't deceive yourselves! Binghamton is a fine place to live, except when the Suny-Loonies arrive in August!
by Herman Winkerbean April 22, 2006
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