Blogger Guilt

A fit of guilt, physical discomfort or dysphoria that occurs when one is too busy with an actual social or professional life to properly update one's livejournal. Particularly prevalent in those who use weblogs as coping mechanisms, artistic or creative outlets or routine social tools. Popular sister terms are "blog guilt" or "livejournal guilt".

Nashor was scratching himself and feeling more and more inadequate around his dirty, slow 2003 ibook G3. He had taken many pictures that January and spent time with many beautiful people, but never seemed to have time to upload them or talk about his experiences. "What's wrong with me?", he posed to a doctor in relation to his increasing self-loathing and inability to sit down in front of a computer. "You are suffering from Blogger guilt. I suggest you stop reading Click Opera; it will only make you feel worse. And remember, Momus is unemployed and middle-aged."

by Roshan A. January 25, 2006

Bloggeries

A synonym for blog posts.

I read about Urban Dictionary in a few bloggeries on the internet.

by JohnCh December 9, 2008

The Freeway Blogger

A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.

The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.

by JacksonvilleFan415 August 3, 2008

blogger

A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity

Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

by Miguel Gigante January 2, 2009

Food Blogger

A Food Blogger is a person who writes a blog dedicated to all things food. The majority of the Food Bloggers write about great local food finds and nearly all will blog their own recipes.

Spicie Foodie is a food blogger with delicious recipes that will satisfy your belly without growing your love handles.

by choccakelover December 2, 2010

The Freeway Blogger

A fat, cowardly pussy who spends his time putting up stupid signs that no one cares about. This unintelligent Californian feels he is doing a patriotic deed, but considering his signs obviously don't create any change, he's just wasting his time. He also spends time in bathhouses, most likely taking it up the pooper.

The Freeway Blogger is nothing but a spineless little bitch. He runs from his signs with his tail tucked nicely between his fat legs.

by Scarlet The Douche January 25, 2009

Blogger

"Term used to describe anyone with enough time or narcissism to document every tedious bit of minutia filling their uneventful lives. Possibly the most annoying thing about bloggers is the sense of self-importance they get after even the most modest of publicity. Sometimes it takes as little as a referral on a more popular blogger's website to set the lesser blogger's ego into orbit.

Then God forbid a blogger gets mentioned on CNN. If you thought it was impossible for a certain blogger to get more pious than he was, wait until you see the shit storm of self-righteous save-the-world bullshit after a network plug. Suddenly the boring, mild-mannered blogger you once knew will turn into Mother Theresa, and will single handedly take it upon himself to end world hunger with his stupid links to band websites and other smug blogger dipshits." - Maddox

any user of www.livejournal.com, www.greatestjournal.com, etc.

by Henry Hayes August 30, 2005