Billy Mays'd

1. The process of being yelled at loudly
2. Beat over the head with a Awesome Auger
3 Getting your intestines ripped out with a Dual Saw
4. Getting your eyes gouged out with a Jupiter Jack
5. Being choked with a Zorbeez
6. Getting your nuts cut off with a Samurai Shark
7. Become blinded by Oxiclean to the face
8. Being knocked out and waking to find a tube of Mighty Putty shoved one and a half feet up your ass and die of anal bleeding.

And that what happens to whom who screws with the mighty Billy Mays.

Cake Assassin- " You hear what happened to Obama?"
Master Hades- "Yeah he got Billy Mays'd the shit out of him, that poor soma bitch"

by Cake Assassin November 25, 2009

Billy Mays

Great spokesperson who constantly yelled. Died in his home on June 28th, 2009. He advertised for many products, most notably Oxy-Clean.

BILLY MAYS HERE WITH ANOTHER FANTASTIC PROD- *chokes*

by OrcaV June 28, 2009

The Billy Mays

The act of shouting out everything you do during the course of a sexual encounter. The key to the successful execution of "The Billy Mays" is to, at a moment of particular intensity, shout "The secret's in the ___(insert sexual act, nickname, or body part here)!!"

"I'm putting my thumb in your butt!!!" =The Billy Mays

"My shaft is halfway home!!" =The Billy Mays

"The secret's in the money shot/penetration/honey hole/meat basket!!" =Perfect Billy Mays

by Captain Asshat, MD January 26, 2009

Billy Mays Mode

An internet expression for someone using all caps in a single message. Also gives the illusion of being yelled at.

Lucy: Hey, did you want to go to the hookah lounge tonight?
Jude: YES, I WAS JUST GONNA ASK YOU THAT, WHAT TIME DO YOU WANNA GO?
Lucy: Why are you yelling at me?
Jude: Sorry, i was stuck in billy mays mode.

by BillyMaysYelledatme February 23, 2011

billy mays

Spokesperson for:
Oxy-Clean
OrangeGlo
Ding King
5 in 1 Ladder
Kaboom
FoneFree

He yells just about everything he says to give emphaisis and look like an asshat. Although you got to hand it to him, his panic-attack inducing rages make you listen to his pithy sales pitch. In one sitting, an hour long
Oxy-Clean segment, I heard Billy Say "Look at this!" over 47 times! He was poppin them out like he had tourrettes! Not to mention I heard all about the "Super Shammy!" he includes with his gayass product.

Besides Billy, the only other annoying person is the lady for the Grip n Flip commercials...

"Look at this!"

"SHIT STAINS ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF OXY-CLEAN!"

"KABOOM!"

by D. Hunter March 18, 2005

Billy Mays

Spokesperson on numerous infomercials, including those for Oxy-Clean and the Hands-Free Car Phone.

I THINK THAT BILLY MAYS BELIEVES THAT THE LOUDER HE TALKS, THE SMARTER HE SOUNDS.

I'm still not buying Oxy-Clean.

by Diggity Monkeez January 15, 2005

Billy Mays

A spokesperson of many items people found useless until he passed away. People know him for his loud voice in his commercials.

Guy#1: Who would win in a steel cage match fight Billy Mays or the shamwow guy?
Guy#2: Are you fucking retarded? Billy Mays fo sho!

by yomama363 November 15, 2009