big white van

Some weird ass vehicle with a gross ass dude offering candy to innocent civilians except blacks. They be like: HELL NO!!

Hey!! There's a big white van ready to take u to camp!

Big white nigger man

This nigger is big and white and also a sick cunt. Be careful or he'll nut in your 3 year old sister!

Damn, that FUCKING Big white nigger man done nut in my sister again......lucky

The act of taking a massive poop on the toilet (the big white phone). So massive that your grunts sound like the noises a whale makes out at sea.

Man, I was so stuffed from that meal, that I just got done making whale noises on the big white phone.

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It means throwing up or vomiting when on your knees, usually- to the Big White Telephone... which is the toilet, obviously.

Old Man: Don't drink too much now sonny, or you'll end up praying to the big white telephone.

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a nickname given to a person who loves to play with boys and is usaly a little over weight.

"Good morning Big White. who's kid did you take last night?"

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I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

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Another name for cocaine, particularly a bump or enough to share with a small group.

yo, we hittin up Sadie's party. You gonna bring your big white cat?

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