Chrissie: so Will, how was work today?
Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too
Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce
Will: it was alright, we arrested a peado who wasn’t just into kids, but was dead stupid too
Chrissie: ah, you caught yourself a biffy nonce
by Chilly1998 May 11, 2020
Harvey: yo man i'm whitenered, i dont think i can smoke any more.
Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.
Ash: dude, we still have one more biffy clyro.
by the unknown character. August 21, 2014
another way to say "big old stiffy". Funnier said with a southern drawl. It follows the same format as tig ass bitties.
by EvanHasMachines May 31, 2011
An album containing every Biffy Clyro song to play in the background whilst being vigorously buttfucked or when you are vigorously buttfucking someone.
by AnonymousTrevor November 14, 2018
The complete discography of Biffy Clyro, including previously unreleased material, comes with some hefty condoms so you can be buttfucked or buttfuck someone whilst the albums play in the background, help me captain of, your crippled asshole.
Hey Dan, I've just bought the Biffy Clyro Buttfuck Bumper Pack, so you better bend over and prepare to have your hole wrecked.
by AnonymousTrevor November 20, 2018
Bob: "Hey Joe, wasn't that just the greatest movie that we just saw?" Joe: "You can bet your biffy that it was, Bob!"
by terra esoteric December 24, 2009
"peter frampton has a biffy claw"
by loomer August 31, 2007