Bertrand-eese 

To speak in a nonsensical manner.
Rambling around until you find of get to your point.

Did you hear Zamir rambling in "Bertrand-eese" for the past 5 minutes?

V.P. Harris was speaking "Bertrand-eese" for about 5 minutes until she "Landed the Plane."

Bertrand-eese by Ghost-76 November 16, 2023

Elie Bertrand

Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

Elie Bertrand - Former Drummer For The Band "Scarlet Sins"

Elie Bertrand by iSammo February 22, 2010

Clay Bertrand 

The act of painting yourself gold for explicit purposes, named after the scene in Oliver Stone's JFK where Tommy Lee Jones as Clay Shaw (under the alias Clay Bertrand) paints himself in gold during a trippy homosexual orgy.

"My girlfriend totally did a Clay Bertrand on me last night, got me so horny".

Clay Bertrand by Ranky64 July 26, 2017

Garret Bertrand 

A guy who is an absolute twat and never leaves his basement except for food and his John aka his gay partner

Hey look at that garret Bertrand He”ll never find love

Garret Bertrand by bill shakespear June 4, 2018

kaitlyn bertrand 

she is such a sweet person; she can get a lil obnoxious sometimes but she don’t mean no harm. she gets a offended a lot but she do be getting those guys. she is also rly short but she has a huge heart.

jimmy: “yo shorty! how is goin down there!”
kaitlyn bertrand: “uhm, hi that kind of made me sad”

kaitlyn bertrand by summitcookid November 29, 2020

Daniel bertrand 

A man with a wicked big cock who goes by the name of grant when he tummy sticks other men

Daniel Bertrand aka grant tummy sticks his penis to another mans stomach

Daniel bertrand by Daniel Bertrand May 30, 2021

Jean bertrand 

Show a person who is shy and will have sex late in life, a young man with no ambition and a girl in his life that will take care of him after because jean bertrand has no money and no goals in life, a jean bertrand is someone very talkative

One day I will become like jean bertrand

Jean bertrand by Covid 19 positive November 22, 2021