berenstein bears

children's book that we all grew up reading or hearing about the family of bears and adventures

berenstein bears christmas

by andrew April 17, 2005

The Berenstain Bare

Invented by The College Dropout Bear, it's when you snort coke out of a hooker's butt, as made famous by Leonardo DiCaprio in the 2013 movie "The wolf of Wall Street".

Him: Dude, where were you this weekend?
Other Him: Man I was on this boat getting it in and getting fucked up!
First Him: How in?
Other Him: I did the Berenstain Bare on this phat ass'd model chick.
First Him: 0_0!

by Escalade_714 February 6, 2014

Brostein

One who has been accepted into the brotherhood of Feldstein.

My best bud Evan is a Brostein.

"Whats up Brostein"

by J3WMANJI OF FELDSTEIN September 1, 2009

bernsteining the clutch

Synonym for double-clutching.

Named after the famous American composer Leonard Bernstein because of his affinity for manual Italian sports convertibles which needed to be double clutched.

Named by Click and Clack from Car Talk on NPR.

Dude, why are you pushing the clutch in twice?
Haven't you heard? I'm bernsteining the clutch just like Leonard Bernsetin!

by Miguel de Cervantes September 24, 2009

Jernstein

A sexual hug in which the male wraps his arms around the female from behind, and wants to touch her boobs, but gets too scared and moves his hands up and down continuously, creating an awkward rubbing motion on her ribcages

Did you see Jeremy last night at the party? He was Jernsteining Abby so bad!

by xxlwillnevertellxx January 24, 2010

bernsters

Hipsters that support Bernie Sanders.

All day long my newsfeed is filled with bernsters that keep trying to make Bernie Sanders happen.

by jerseyDel July 3, 2016

Bernieing

A sacred rhythmic dance that involves tilting your head back like a nose bleed coming through. While performing this dance, if it isn't about money, then it most likely won't concern you.

In my space time I enjoy playing checkers, writing poetry, and Bernieing.

by ConnieBuns March 22, 2011