You don’t go on a sex bender with your girl/boyfriend, you go on a sex bender with your EX girl/boyfriend, or any ex-flame of any sort. (This person must be someone you’ve ALREADY slept with.) SBs typically last three to four days, very rarely less, occasionally more, and MUST involve travel (usually, and preferably, by air) to a “far away” city; i.e., that place s/he moved after you broke up, or that place s/he STAYED after YOU left. SBs do NOT involve love, or intimations of love, nor do they involve guilt or intimations of guilt. Think “free pleasure zone”.
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by tno September 7, 2004
Get the sex bender mug.When one over-indulges with alcohol and drugs at home alone. Generally a combination of three drugs is required for a true self bender.
Also known by the slang form "spender"
Also known by the slang form "spender"
by -JPA- November 6, 2006
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A term used for the most awesome person in the world. She's very known for her humor, and always being happy in her loving hippie way. You'll normally find her playing a Super Mario game. Her hugs are the absolute best, and there's never a dull time when she's around. Cheese is the main thing on her diet. She has more love to give then she knows what to do with.
by Lemons Are Awesome July 12, 2011
Get the Samantha Renee Bender mug.Someone who magically bends turds. When you go into a washroom and there is shit plastered to the the back of the toilet seat. The last shit bender has struck again. They must be like the highlander except: "in the end there can only be number 2!" Shit is only naturally meant to go down with gravity not up and sideways The Shit Bender is the arch enemy of the plumber fore they destroy the law of plumbing: "Shit flows downhill and payday is on Friday"
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Get the Shit Bender mug.A measurement equal to 2m (2000mm). Commonly used term derived from the spatial development of railway elements from a recent south western sydney rail corridor. Elements along the track are broken down into Standard Bender Units for ease of translation between designers.
1: How wide is the road?
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....
2: Oh, about 3 standard bender units (SBU)!
3: It seemed more like 2 benders....
by DRAINAGE MAINLINE January 11, 2012
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Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Check out Casey, he's been bending snorkels all night!
Did you see what Christin did to that guys snorkel? Talk about bent.
Where the hell is Casey? Is he bending snorkels again?
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
Bro, I was at the minginest party last night. Half of the dudes where snorkel benders and the other half got bent!
Dude, what have you been doing? Your hands smell of snorkel.
by Jay-rizzy December 23, 2014
Get the snorkel bender mug.when you wake up, knowing the inevitability on the day. decide to grab whatever alcohol you can find, and just send it.
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