kris get the banana

Potassium

"Kris get the banana"
"Potassium"

by Thefirstpotato September 22, 2021

practice banana

Banana chosen for its particular length, girth, curvature, or size in general. Usually for oral practice, but has other uses.

What? You've never given any? Let's go to the store and grab some practice bananas then.

by Psylicide December 9, 2008

banana lair

A speedo being worn, especially if the man wearing it is doing pelvic thrusts.

Tonight you will stick your hand down into your banana lair!

by The Elevator Man February 9, 2014

bananage

When you eat a banana before or after having sex

jess:"I'm gonna go bananage and then I'll be ready for round two"

nick:"Define Bananage!"

jess:"Eat a banana?"

(From New Girl)

by Jess Day November 11, 2013

banana-fever

Opposite of yellow-fever, banana-fever refers to the fetishization of Asian males by non-Asian women.

Although, Stephanie is of Caucasian descent, she's always had banana-fever after growing up around so many Asian men.

by MonkeyAzzVincent September 12, 2017

havana banana

A sexual prank that involves a male wearing a condom that he dips in Oleoresin Capsicum. Then has sex with a partner while wearing it. (non-gender specific)

Juan gave her a Havana Banana last night and she'll probably never talk to him again.

by major Doko June 23, 2009

banana fish

1. Something that seems like a good idea at the time, but turns out to be a terrible mistake.

2. Something that others try to warn you not to do, but you don't listen, and it turns out to be a terrible mistake.

"That idea sounds a lot like banana fish to me." or, "Don't do that! It'll turn out to be banana fish!"

by The Garrats September 22, 2008