Bellevue West

A place where airpods are eaten to be cool...

Billy ate an airpod, he definitely from Bellevue West

by Nat3B@k3R May 8, 2019

bellevue, WA

A suburb of Seattle which no one acknowledges is defined by whether or not one lives east or west of I-405. On the west side of I-405, near the lake, are the classically wealthy seattle suburbs-- Medina, Clyde Hill, Hunts Point, Yarrow Point, Evergreen Point, Beaux Arts. Its denizens tend to be a) fourth generation descendants of humble Seattle scandinavians b) second generation new englanders or c) (and perhaps most unfortunately) first generation Californians. On the east side of I-405 exists what can only be described as uncouth suburbia. With names like newport hills, factoria, and tam o'shanter, these neighborhoods are defined by either by shag carpet in the basement or by stucco walls built by John Buchan (in the case of Newport Hills). The vast majority of Bellevue's asian population lives on the East side. There are no black or hispanic people on either side. West siders will always say they live in Bellevue, even though they technically don't. East-siders who have somehow stumbled into wealth will move to the west side and buy their kids Sea-Doos.
On the commercial side, the city is dominated by a regional shopping mall, PACCAR, and a few tech firms. Major developments promise to bring an influx of population, further eroding Bellevue's suburban/rural aesthetic in favor of commercial aggrandizement and psuedo-trendy-yuppie-condo-villages. Commercial Bellevue aspires to the vibrancy of its northern neighbor, Kirkland, but its downtown lacks the natural beauty that the Kirkland waterfront possesses, and is defined more by its wide, pedestrian-unfriendly street grid and developer Kemper Freeman's sophomoric attempts at creating an eastside version of Seattle's Belltown. (A container store, sir?). People who think that Bellevue residents are elitist have never been to Southern California or New England.

Bellevue, WA is a suburb of Seattle.

by J. Beau April 26, 2006

bellevue avenue

the wealthiest street in the wealthiest city of RI: newport. there are historic mansions, expensive shops, the tennis hall of fame, and so on. property there costs millions. if you live on bellevue, you're loaded.

Yeah, he lives on Bellevue Avenue. His family's got some serious money.

by SLHK March 28, 2008

bellevue high

A school in bellevue, washington ranked 10th in the nation for football and 17th in the nation for academics. Often stereotyped by other schools because of the small amount of wealthy people who attend. In reality, only a small portion of bellevue is the wealthy. So stop hatin!

How's your football team doing?
Well, we were doing well until we got dominated by bellevue high.

by Temptress06 November 23, 2004

Bellevue High

A high school of predominantly upper-middle class wankstas who can usually be found thuggin' it up at the 7 eleven, poppin' caps in whitey, or runnin' from po pos.

The confused young Bellevue High student mistook himself for 50 Cent and got the shit beaten out of him while bumpin' through the hood with his homies in Seattle.

by gorillastyle March 20, 2005

bellevue, WA

n. 1. a town comprised of the externally beautiful; usually in stark constrast to its adjacent city, town, village or island.

v. 2. to escape, in mind and body, from your current state of affairs to a land many thought only existed in or around heaven.

someday i will make enough money to live amongst the beautiful people of Bellevue.

I bellevue to Bellevue frequently.

by wandasiewicz December 15, 2003

Bellevue Fire

That crystally ass dank grown in Bellevue, WA. (According to Philbert) it's the best weed on the planet

'Nah bro, what you have ain't shit if it aint that Bellevue Fire'

by cheechANDchong November 10, 2012