Blandjob

The act of getting a blowjob while recieving a handjob at the same time is known as a blandjob...but dont let the name fool you... blandjobs are without a doubt the best part of blowjob week

Steven: so u get laid last night?
Martyn: nah dude, its blowjob week.
Steven: ouch!
Martyn: yo stfu bitch! My ho gave (referring to his cock) Iron Man a blandjob.....now that takes co-ordination.
Steven: wtf's a blandjob?
Martyn: (sighs)fuckin idiot.

by Martyn with a 'y' bitches May 1, 2008

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blandis

A caucasion male individual practicing the Menonite religion, who routinely partcipates in anal sex with young, male sheep (and possibly sheperds).

"Don't talk to that guy, he's a freak. The other day I caught him pulling a blandis!"

by mot08 February 18, 2005

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blandnweird

Welfare food that you don't like, but are going to take anyway because "free food!"

I have a freezer full of food but I'm starving because it's all blandnweird.

by Evil Inclination March 24, 2021

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Belinda

One sexy piece of ass, Wacky sense of humor, brilliant sharp mind, someone who care to much for other, and sometimes no enough for herself. Willing to help anyone, Such a blast to be around. One in a million and can never be replaced

Bubble Belinda Ges pissed on vokda all the time,

by Cxxo January 22, 2008

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