beermergency

The realization that a valuable beer you have in stock will soon go bad and you have too many to drink all of them in an appropriate time frame.

I cracked open a beer that one month ago, waited in a sleet storm for 3 hours to get. The beer is changing dramatically. I did an immediate on hands count, and declared a beermergency. We must drink this beer before it goes bad!!

by beertunity January 6, 2015

Language Beerier

n. A figurative phrase used primarily to indicate the difficulties faced when people who have had too much to drink attempt to communicate with each other.

Ben drank a few to many last night. He had a hard time ordering a pizza due to the language beerier.

by Jbone October 7, 2012

Beermergency

A pilot declares this (like declaring an emergency) so he can proceed direct to his destination and drink beer at the bar ASAP because if he is delayed at all, he legally can't drink because he has to fly early the next morning (pilots may not drink any alcohol during the 8 hour period before flying).

Pilot: Delta 1965 declaring a beermergency and proceeding direct Portland.

ATC: Delta 1965, I understand you are declaring a beermergency. Cleared direct Portland. Do you need any other assistance?

Pilot: Delta 1965 also requests maximum forward speed.

ATC: Delta 1965, approved as requested.

by PDX Pilot 1 January 12, 2012

beertarded

One who samples too many beers and becomes confused, disoriented, and mentally challenged.

My wife stood up after a beer tasting and walked into a wall. We realized she was beertarded.

by beertunity March 15, 2016

Beesters

Marijuana. Typically small buds

I just picked up a fat sack of beesters. Let's burn one

by LOSTinSMOKE July 31, 2018

beertrender

Someone who gets too excited and focused on whatever new beer trend and raves about how great it is despite not knowing much about the complexities and specific differences within it.

Jayson: "Bro! We gotta go to St. Olaf's tonight! They have that new Sour Stout sesh!"
Miguel: "No we don't. Or I don't. I'm sick of you chasing every new brew. You're such a weak ass beertrender."
Jayson: "And you're just a meanie!"

by von groovy August 10, 2019

BeerBerg

The floating ice formed in a frosty mug of beer.

Wow! That mug of beer has some tasty looking beerbergs afloat!

by Beer head December 4, 2009