beep test

Spawned in the depths of hell, it is a physical exercise which is tailored to humilliate and exhaust gym students. Especially the fat ones.

Did you see that fatso do the beep test? Jiggle jiggle...

by Doctor Gorby May 22, 2007

beepboxing

A musical style or technique, in which the sounds and rhythms of electric drum machine are simulated by manipulating the beeps of audible cross walk sounds.
Preformed by timely pressure applied to the beep mechanism of the crosswalk button to retard the intended noise (beep) to produce a multi pitch dance like sound.

We heard some amazing beepboxing last night as we crossed at the walk lights.

by N1ckyboy March 5, 2017

the beep test

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.

"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"

by yatomeino June 10, 2018

beefalope

(adj, n, pl)
of or defining exceptionally large underclad woman.

The beefalope is a predator that preys on drunken men using alcohol and their wayward jiggling motions to render them helpless. Beefalopes travel in packs, also referred to as Herds of Beefalopes (HOBs). Screaming chants of "BEEF!!" only angers the midwestern beefalope. When caught chances of survival are minimal... at least your reputation.

"Damn! Is that Nick dating another Beefalope???"
"I sure hope not, the last one damn near ate him!"
"BEEF!!!"
"Wait... don't do that!!!!"

by beefalope hunter November 28, 2006

beefa

someone who creates fights, drama, "beef," (see beefer definition 3)

Man! Did you hear about all the drama that beefa just caused?!

by totomorrow72 December 24, 2007

what the beep

a cute way of saying "what the hell" or "what the fuck".

SLAM.
"what the BEEP was that?!"
"chill, dude- it was just the window."

by So Me March 1, 2008

bedpan

A specially shaped container for people who cannot leave their bed to defecate ('poop') or urinate ('pee') into. Bedpans are usually made of plastic or metal.

When Sally was in hospital with two broken legs, she had to stay in bed. When she wanted to go to the toilet, the nurse put a bedpan under her bottom. Sally peed and pooped into the bedpan.

by Boris2 February 25, 2009