Bedwell

The act of saying an awkward sentence. Usually followed by an awkward silence.

1: And she had that face on aaaall night.

Silence...

2: That was such a Bedwell.

by Thom_is_here August 20, 2008

bedwetter

1. One saddled with unhelpful bowels.

2. A tribe of indie centred around the piano-centric stylings of Coldplay and various copyists, e.g. Snow Patrol, Athlete, Embrace, James Blunt, Starsailor, Travis. Named by that respected and affable pillar of the musical community that is Liam Gallagher, they are generally associated with sensitivity, scarves and limp wrists.

1. "Better not put the good sheets down whilst Gran is around, Darren. She's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

2. "Better not put Rage Against The Machine on whilst Hubert is around, Darren. He's a bedwetter and sensitive to that sort of thing."

by Parsefone July 23, 2008

Bogdweller

A person, primarily of the white race, who lives in the fields of America close to where they were born and raised by their incestuous family.

Hey ther Bill! How 'dem hawgs doing? Why haven't you left your abode in 25 years you dirty, toothless bogdweller.

by 007007*007*007 July 7, 2008

bedwetter

Someone with a poor taste in music, a person who cannot get enough of the likes of Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber, Ariana Grande, Little Mix, Ed Sheeran, Dappy, Gotye and Nicky Minaj. They have little to no knowledge of music from the 1960s or the 1970s.

Person 1 : I'm going to see Ed Sheeran tonight, I so cannot wait!

Person 2 : Bedwetter.

by mrstewtoobe February 2, 2019

bedwetter

Mostly vodka, or any large-format beverage containing a high percentage of grain alcohol.

Give me a bedwetter, and just splash a little kool-aid in there, buddy.

I had three Big Gulp bedwetters last night and I woke up this morning with my dick in the dirt.

by Mark Soutter September 19, 2006

Bowdweller

Someone who turns up unannounced at someones house, and asks to stay the night, then stays for days.

He arrived for a chat on the thursday, but did not leave until the following week. What a bowdweller!

by Bil Cheeseman March 8, 2011

Bowellergic Reaction

An upset stomach from bad food or irritable bowels syndrome. See Delhi belly.

I shouldn't have eaten the leftover food from Delhi Spice Explosion. I'm having a bowellergic reaction and may need to be in the bathroom for the next hour… or two.

by dixonkoontz August 20, 2018