Fifth Bedpost

Reference to a male’s stiff, rigid cock while in bed.

I rode the fifth bedpost last night. I’m sore.

I broke in our new canopy bed with a ride of the fifth bedpost last night.

He invited me back to his room and introduced me to the fifth bedpost.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2018

bedroom gangster

A phrase popularized by popular rap vocalist Ludacris, this phrase refers to a sexually active urban male who is skilled at physically pleasuring others in the intimate milieu.

I'm a bedroom gangster. The ladies love my skills.

by Ziggizle June 17, 2008

Bedroom Community

A suburban community/town with little to no major employment center(s) to call its own. People only seem to sleep there when they're not working 80 Hrs./wk closer in to the city where the jobs are. The only commercial space is retail & services for the residents (banks, groceries, malls, etc.) Residents often choose bedroom communities because of affordablility relative to living closer to the city, lower perceived crime, and schools with students that look just like their kids.

This commute's killin' me, but I can only afford a house in this bedroom community.

by Rex Cavendish November 2, 2005

notch in your bedpost

one more person you've fucked. Similar to the expression "under the belt" or "in the bank." As popularized by Fall Out Boy.

I'm just a notch in your bedpost.

by qwertyasdfzxcv March 1, 2007

Bedroom Producer

Someone who produces music, usually electronic music, using a computer in their bedroom, usually for a small audience. Most bedroom producers use little to no external hardware setup in the creation process.

Guy 1: "Dude, you've got an electronic keyboard on your desk, are you like a Bedroom producer or somethin'?"

Guy 2: "Yep. It's fun."

by AnonymusWantsPie October 8, 2012

Bedroll

To roll around in your bed due to boredom making random contortions and moans to alleviate having nothing to do.

Jack: What are you doing in your room?

Joe: Friggin bored man. Bedroll'in.

by Cuddlebunch March 11, 2010

Boston Bedroom Creampie

The act of having sex useing hersheys chocolate syrup as a lubricant then cumming inside the vagina and having her friend/yourself eat whats dripping out.

Last night i made the best boston bedroom creampie, my girlfriends sister said it was the best she ever had

by Knarf Oressap January 23, 2018