badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

beesters

Good quality marijuana grown in bulk in Canada. Originated from refering to buds from British Columbia but now is used to refer to any good marijuana grown in quantity in Canada.

Person 1) You got some dank bro?

Person 2) Naw, but I got some beesters tho.

by DEKE April 8, 2005

Beestool

The answer one gives when faced with a bad joke he or she cannot think of an answer to.

Derived from this happening: "What does a bee sit on?" The correct answer was, of course, "Its beehind," while the answer promptly given at the time was, "Beestool!"

Q: "What do you get when you deep-fry Santa Clause?"
The "Correct" Answer: "A Crisp Cringle!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

or,

Q: "Why does Santa Clause need three gardens?"
The "Correct" Answer: "So he can Ho, Ho, Ho!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

and,

Q: "What do Elves learn in school?"
The "Correct" Answer: "The Elf-Abet!"
The Answer It Deserves: "Beestool."

by Petelite December 13, 2008

Beeston blowback

To blow hot vape tobacco smoke up someone's anus, then let them enjoy the sensation before expelling the tobacco cloud from the anus back into the protagonists mouth.

I had a right good time with that there Philip Schofield last night, he even let me give him a filthy Beeston Blowback

by Lucky Pierre June 10, 2023

Bedectomy

The necessary act of extracting oneself from the comfort of your bed to start your day.

(Often very difficult for those who are unemployed)

"I really need a bedectomy, It's 11:00am and I'm still laying in my bed watching TV!"

Also referenced in the Active Leisure Unemployment Blog

by Active Leisure August 12, 2009

Beesting

A drink made of 1 pt. whisky, 1 pt. vodka in a shotglass.

Get out of the Lincoln House if you don't want a Beesting.

by Grady Sullivan September 10, 2011

beeston posses

A gang of over 300+ of the most strongest people in beeston.They are violent and stick together.They are ride or dies.They have commited many crimes.Mess with one mess with all.They aren’t afraid to dip you.They could gun you down in a minute.Their biggest opps at the moment are RB7,This gang contains a variety of noodle heads and pussios as described by many acquaintances and a member of BP.

Run your mouth again and I’ll get yeh Beeston Posses On you

by Beeston Posses January 2, 2019