Beacon

A bright shining individual that stands out among others. The know all be all end all for all things.

He is such a beacon in the community.

by u4icgroov March 10, 2009

Bearnding

-The repetitive insertion of a male shaft into the female vaginal area.

- sexual intercourse

-Fuckin' a bitch.

-Tearing that pussy up.

Don't walk in there. Derek is bearnding a ho.

Man she's such a little slut. I bet i'll get her to bearned me tonight.

Whaddup baby, you down to bearned?

by thebearnder December 30, 2010

Bearsnake

A combination of two common football exercises. A serpentine, which requires those participating to jog across the football field using the horizontal yard lines as a path. Those doing a serpentine will start at one endzone and snake their way up five yards for each trip across the field until they've reached the other endzone.

A serpentine becomes a bearsnake when combined with bear crawls. Those unlucky enough to endure the pain of a single bearsnake will experience over 1,000 yards of bearcrawling back and forth across the field.

Because of the infamous difficulty of a bearsnake, the name has become a synonym for anyone who is stupid, retarded, socially awkward, or just plain derpy. If someone calls someone else a bearsnake it means they think so lowly of the person that their mere presence inspires the same pain as one would feel from doing bearsnakes.

Snakey (adj.) is used to describe people or things that possess attributes comparable to bearsnakes. It is not correct to say, "They are bearsnakey" or "They are like a bearsnake." One should exercise the use of this word in these situations.

Football Guy #1: Dude, I did 1/4 of a bearsnake yesterday!

Football Guy #2: Dude, no way! That shit's crazy difficult!

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Guy #1: I just heard from Tori that Jason prematurely ejaculates!

Guy#2: I'm not surprised. Jason is such a bearsnake.

Guy #1: Yeah, I guess he IS pretty snakey.

by TheAlmighty8 July 15, 2011

Porn Baron

A person who hoards, monopolises and amasses vast quatities of porn for the purposes of pleasure and profiteering

Mr. X: Dude, you just have like 100 boxes of porno
Mr. Y: Hell yeah, I'm a Porn Baron
Mr. X: Cool... Can I borrow some?

by Barrii April 1, 2005

Barong

A beautiful girl who honestly dosent know her worth . She can be shy and timid but has a very big personality when she gets use to you. a lot of boys are attracted to her but she necessarily dosent want any of them in fact at the rate she rejects people you’d think she was gay . She’s hot tho

Barong is so hot bro
Barong left me on delivered

I know Barong she’s okay I guess

I’d let Barong can rail me any day

by Markrobinsonstemos456 July 27, 2021

load bearing poster

Something that seems trivial or unrelated to a larger thing, until you try to remove it. From a Simpsons episode where Rod (or Todd) tries to remove a Krusty the Clown poster from his wall, only to watch the wall start to crumble apart

Bart said to Rod "Careful... That's a load bearing poster."

by Just another coffee addict May 8, 2016

scag baron

A scag (heroin) dealer, usu. with substantial power and resources.

We're goin' to Vegas to croak a scag baron named Savage Henry. Why? Because we've known him for years but he ripped us off. And you know what that means...Savage Henry has cashed his check.

by DoctorofJournalism October 28, 2008