beardy

a penis toucher, someone who enjoys touching penis although insists there straight.

Fred "see that guys chick?"
Clive "yeah, but i hear he touches cock"
Fred "yeah hes beardy"

by pickletheman April 15, 2008

beardy

A raw untamed force of pure charm,charisma an awesomeness given human form.

" beardy Love of our soul!!"

by daryl Eagle October 8, 2007

Beardy McBaoMa

This word is used to describe the biggest idiot in your entire life. A Beardy McBaoMa is someone who drives a BMW, loves to drift, and has a beard that's even bigger than his ego. He enjoys long drives into the sunset with anyone named Hannah, and he's willing to have a bromance with anyone who owns a motorcycle. Beardy McBaoMa is allergic to anyone named Payge or Ashley, so if that happens to be your name, you'd have a better chance at jumping the Grand Canyon on a tricycle than dating him.

Did you just see him pull a Beardy McBaoMa on her? Awww hell no!

"Beardy McBaoMa is so dreamy. I love it when we go for romantic drives into the sunset." -Hannah

"What'a your name? Payge? Awwww hell no." -Beardy McBaoMa

by jluu November 24, 2016

beardies bath

When your bearded dragon takes a fat bath and splashes around in, and all together mucks up his water dish. But it is also quite adorable.

My lizard Pedro is taking a beardies bath! Magnificent!

by Jeffy! May 9, 2005

beardy mcfuck

that greasy guy with a neck beard and hair that has not been washed in weeks. Generally wearing track pants worn out shoes and a black stained sweater.

hey check out beardy mcfuck over there.

by aacceeooffssppaaddeess December 30, 2015

Beardy McBeardo

Someone that has a lot of beard. Friends are usually quietly jealous of him.

Guy 1: Who's beardy mcbeardo over there?
Guy 2: Ray Lamontagne
Guy 3: Oh man I wish I had his luscious beard. Its thick like a pile of leaves on an autumn day.

by coffee1 September 12, 2010

mc beardy

A legendary teenage boy apart of a mythical trio called the three mcs. He passed the mic to MC monty who dropped his fire bars.

"Mc monty on the mic, yes i"

Did you see when Mc Beardy passed the mic to Mc monty?

"Yes i"

"yes fucking i"

by MC welshy July 9, 2020