Beardo Head

Homosexual act of giving a 69 blowjob where both parties have a beard

You should've seen how big their beards were, they'll definately be capable of giving AND getting Beardo Head!

by Pingmaster July 5, 2010

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Rustic Beardman

A 6'6, full-bearded, stud of a man. Intelligent, musically inclined, compassionate, open-minded, spontaneous, and hilarious. Other interesting pieces of information include: excellent cook, knows how to twerk, drives a moped, has a car-bed, and last but certainly not least--is a professional beard ride giver.

"Did you see that manly man heading our way?!"
"Oh, that's Rustic Beardman!"

by AshWickety October 15, 2013

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Beardom • Beardo • Beardophile • beardmance • Beardsmith • Beerdom • blardom • boardom • Bardom • Beandome

Bearomatic Pressure

When too many bears are in the atmOsphere, causing interruptions to daily life.

Known Remedies: Placing tuna outside overnight. The bears will come down from the atmOsphere in search of the tuna.

Person A: "I have a really bad headache"
Person B: "No, the bearomatic pressure is just too high. Try leaving some tuna on your porch tonight"

by meggerz08 July 29, 2009

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beardoggin

A phrase used for DEWIN' WORK!
Or used to describe someone DEWING WORK.

Brady Johns was up all night Beardoggin' his Key parts.

When all else fails... Beardog it.

by Johnzdoeswork March 11, 2010

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Beardosexual

A descriptor for when a straight man is attracted to another man's beard.

Guy A: "Your beard is incredible and beautiful, I just want to run my fingers through it.."
Guy B: "What the hell man I didn't know you were gay."
Guy A: "I'm not, I'm beardosexual."

by AjAj November 11, 2013

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