santa clause is a fat beardo.
by adefrenza October 11, 2006
Get the beardomug. Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
by Walter T. Fudge February 22, 2008
Get the beardomug. by siko diko October 15, 2006
Get the beardomug. gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.
by Joe February 6, 2005
Get the beardomug. Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
by kidagora November 18, 2011
Get the Weirdo Beardomug. Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 28, 2010
Get the beardo the manmug. El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 20, 2008
Get the el beardomug.