santa clause is a fat beardo.
by adefrenza October 11, 2006
Noun - A person or thing that attempts to grow a beard but fails miserably.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Subjects are marked by some, if not all the following criteria: patchiness, overall non-beard-material facial hair, and a conscience that tells the individual that their beard, despite constant contrary begging of removal from friends and/or relatives, is passable/cool.
Person 1: My oh my, look at Scott's new facial hair!
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
(No word can describe said "beard" except failure)
Person 2: He's such a beardo...
by Walter T. Fudge February 23, 2008
by siko diko October 15, 2006
gay men who grow long, unruly beards in order to express their rustic male "realness" as well as their alterna-queer credibility. They crave only the companionship of other beardos.
by Joe February 06, 2005
Any bearded/stubble having individual who is unkempt, haggard, or hygienically impaired and lacks social graces and/or public awareness.
by kidagora November 18, 2011
Pronunciation: \ˈbir-(ˌ)dō-thə-man\
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Function: noun
A man who is so manly that he can grow a beard anywhere on his body at any moment in time; however, despite being a testosterone factory, he represses any and all urges to demonstrate what he considers to be a “vulgar display of manliness.”
Dude 1: Holy shit, that dude just just grew a beard right in front of my fucking face! He must be beardo the man!
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
Dude 2: Holy shit is right, dude! But if he were a true beardo the man, he wouldn't have shown off like that.
by beardo the man June 25, 2010
El beardo is a nickname commonly given to the manliest of men. These men always of course have full grown grizzly adam's beards to show how awesome they are. People with this nickname are also known to be extremely succesful with the ladies.
Dan: Have you seen Caleb Hofmann's awesome beard?
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
Jessica Alba: O you mean El Beardo? Yea we had sex like eight times last week.
by Weston Zurbrugg February 21, 2008