Brown bear

Affectionate term for black man. ONLY USE WHEN INVITED! As used on scrubs

JD: Hi, who's your black friend?
Nathen: Did you just call me "black"? THE CORRECT TERM IS AFRICAN-AMERICAN!!!
JD: Turk lets me call him brown bear...

JD: Hi, my African-American friend!
Turk: Call me brown bear!

by Scrubs fan June 24, 2005

Brown-bear it

Basically, to masturbate, publicly or otherwise. In England, it's known as Cinnamon-Bearin' it.
Based off of a sighting of a local grizzly-bear playing with herself at the alaska zoo.
"what the alaska zoo doesn't want you to know!" on you tube.

Lindsay: You have plans tonight?
Becca: Yep. Gonna Brown-bear it at home watching Lost.

by Joey, Becca, and Lindsay May 17, 2008

Brown Bear, Golden Shower

A phrase referring to the abrupt stop of intercourse, initiated by the woman, where she turns around as if she is going to give oral please, but defecates on the face of her partner instead. She then immediately proceeds to wash away the feces with a steady stream of urine. Intercourse should then resume as if nothing happened.

Last night things were going great, until this chick gave me a brown bear, golden shower.

by TJamie January 5, 2012

Brown Bear

-a mixed person who is basically the shit. Loves to cuddle, plays drums, runs, lots of luck with the ladies, has great friends, can drink a lot, plays video games, and is in complete love with the James Bond movies.

"Hey who you hanging out with tonight?"
"Brown Bear dude, he's the shit"

by DrumFro612 December 5, 2011

Siberian Tiger vs Brown Bear

One of the biggest arguments you'd ever see on the internet. Many people argue that the tiger could kill the bear, and vice versa. Typically, you'd look to nature to settle this conflict but it is just as complicated in the wild. The tigers manage to kill and eat bears more often then bears kill tigers, but it is unclear in most encounters whether the tigers and bears were both healthy, or how old and experienced they were.

Siberian tiger vs Brown bear is the greatest argument since Brown vs Board of Ed.

by oooooofff February 21, 2022

Brown Bear

nickname used by JD on scrubs, for Turk. JDs name is Vanilla Bear. Also a large mammal that can eat you.

JD: Brown Bear! how was Carla after you told her you forgot to pick up her brother at the airport?
Turk: She got real mad, and her brother screwed up my wedding vows.

Hunter 1: Bob got eaten by a brown bear.
Hunter 2: i like NASCAR
Hunter 1: you suck

by Silentkillr69 April 19, 2008

brown bear

being extremely intoxicated and hugging people and having deep talks in peoples ears at a high volume. Normally associated with being blackout. Common among white males.

"hey bro what did you do last night"
"No fucking idea i got so brown bear last night"
"shit...Typical Chazz"

by browncub August 23, 2011