What The Beans!?

What the Beans is a kid friendly way of saying, WHAT THE FUCK or WHAT THE TITTIES IN MOUTH. What the Beans is a hit with the children. Beans can replace almost any curse word, so it's very kid friendly.

WHAT THE BEANS can also be shown as WHAT THE B**NS

Timmy: "Fuck girl, you have nice tits"

Jessica: "Ew, what the fuck, don't you be staring at my tits you fucking beener."

Timmy: "Beans girl, you have nice beans"

Jessica: "Ew, what the beans!?, don't you be staring at my beans, you beansing beaner.

by Dinkleberry Dan May 24, 2011

Give it the fucking beans

A phrase used when one is encouraging a peer to put maximum effort into a particular activity. Giving it the beans implies that the participant should without doubt ‘nail’ the task ahead. The ultimate battle cry.

Should i down this pint of fine beer? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”

Should i smash this pricks windscreen? “...’Give it the fucking beans’ mate...”
A fat man running to catch the bus, “...AY MATE, ‘Give it the fucking beans’...”

by kerzythelemon July 7, 2010

toe beans

toe beans are specifically jelly beans that you put in between your toes. two people named ellis and eve put toe beans inside their friends toes during a sleepover
ashleigh (the victim) was not amused with eve and ellis's shenanigans

it can be any flavoured jelly bean but it is more entertaining for the people pulling the tricks!!

Sophie put toe beans inside caras toes! Cara was not amused...

by unknown dadda March 1, 2022

fuck beans

phrase used by jay and silent bob's persuer, the national wildlife ranger, played by will ferrel

fuck beans, that was them, wasn't it!

by oldie oldskins October 23, 2003

Toe beans

The beans at the bottom of a cat's foot. They sometimes are on other animal's feet, and are there for many reasons such as balance. Most who do not own a pet are fascinated about toe beans.

"I don't know about you, but toe beans are one of the cutest parts of a cat."

by Sockth December 9, 2018

u ate all my beans

A phrase used when someone eats your beans

U ATE ALL MY BEANS NIGGA?!

by Ur mum gei October 11, 2018

candy beans

A favorite candy of the Bluth family in the show arrested development. It is unclear whether they are more similar to jelly beans or the hard-shelled Boston Baked Beans.

Stan Sitwell's fake eyebrow falls into the candy bowl.
STAN- "That's ok, I have a spare."
GOB- "I hope you have a spare bowl of candy beans!"

by abigator85 December 1, 2006