Beaned

To be beaned is to be playing a spy/stealth game, attempt to kill your target, and have them kill you first out of your lack of skill.

Jim totally beaned me when he found out he was my target.

by The Bean Men May 19, 2019

Beaned

When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.

"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"

by Eatdatp445 September 25, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

Beaned

The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile

In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;

by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019

Beaned

When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned

He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned

by anonymous September 14, 2020

beaned

leave beans on a doorstep/door

“i just beaned kamala’s crib”

by flibbertigybet June 11, 2021