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When your crush or the person you've just asked out says that she has a boyfriend but I dont want to date him anymore.
"Yeah I got a boyfriend but ion wanna date him anymore, Damn dude you got beaned!!"
Beaned by Eatdatp445 September 25, 2019
The act of being hit in the Genitals by a blunt projectile
In the midst of a Football game
Man #1: FUCK! *Falls over holding his groin*

Man #2: What happened?

Man #1: Kyle just beaned me with a football*breaks down into tears*

Man #2: HA, fuckin nerd, shoulda worn your strap you dumbass!

Man #1: ;-;
Beaned by Wisecrack34 October 29, 2019
When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.
Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks
Beaned by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019
When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.
Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks
Beaned by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019
When someone is so stoned there eyes are puffy and red they’re beaned
He smoked 2 grams and now he’s beaned
Beaned by anonymous September 14, 2020
leave beans on a doorstep/door
i just beaned kamala’s crib
beaned by flibbertigybet June 11, 2021