high beams

It's what you say to a woman whose nipples are enlarged and hard.

You're beautiful when you got your high beams on.

by LangueLongue July 14, 2010

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

A common statement by idiots who think 9/11 was an inside job. They say that the Twin Towers shouldn't have collapsed because jet fuel can't melt the steel beams that the towers were made out of. Although it's true that jet fuel can't melt steel beams, the Towers Collapsed because the steel beams were weakened from the fire, not melted. The conspiracy theorists are too retarded to realize this fact.

Idiot: 9/11 was an inside job done by George Bush!
Smart person: No it wasn't you fucking dipshit
Idiot: But... but jet fuel can't melt steel beams!
Smart person: The jet didn't melt the steel, it weakened it. Do more research, moron.

by put a dick all up inside her April 6, 2015

anal beams

What comes out your ass when you use laser buttplugs

Guy: wow those are some amazing anal beams

by Weedbruh June 2, 2016

The Life Beams

When you're high, if you EVER feel "The Life Beams" you have an extremely tiny penis.

"BRO I FEEL THE LIFE BEAMS" -- "Cunt, you have a tiny penis"

by Weed Genie September 4, 2021

High Beams

On your nerves, getting very very annoyed

“This man got me on high beams.... call me and tell me you’re in the hospital.”

“I was talking to this girl and I was getting on high beams I had to tell her I was pregnant and left.... she was so confused and questioned my gender. I just walked away.”

*annoying act by one person/thing*
“High Beams”

by ColaBottleMami May 16, 2021

hi beams

When a woman's nipples are extremely erect and are quite noticeable.

Sally's hi beams were giving me a boner.

by Skutch54 December 19, 2008

bionic penis beams

n. sperm

I created a small human in a woman's baby chamber using bionic penis beams.

by SirLinnell April 13, 2004