8-Balled

Sending someone an 8-Ball iMessage game during a conversation to indicate you do not want to speak with them. If sent over text then a few idiots may construe this as a show of friendship. If sent over snap there is no reason for you to try and salvage anything. They don't want to talk to you. Move on.

My ex texted me so I 8-Balled him but his dumbass played me back. What a fucking idiot.

by TheBiggestBoiNav June 3, 2020

de-balled

losing ones scrotum in an unmanly act or physical violence.

matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin

by The Dancing Man October 27, 2006

Blue Balled ePirate

A person who spends countless hours on the Internet downloading illegal content such as music and movies only to never watch or listen to it.

John: Have you watched all 7 seasons of the Gilmore Girls?

Ray: I've never seen a single episode.

John: Then why did you download 15 gigs of shows?

Ray: I figured someone might want to watch them some day.

John: Dude you're such as Blue Balled ePirate.

Ray: Want to listen to some C&C Music Factory?

by McDoh! February 13, 2010

ninja balled

when you are hanging out with your friends at one moment then the next tiem you turn around they have disappeared.

My friend was just here he must have ninja balled.

by J Sned March 5, 2009

eight balled

reference to the vast expansion of pupils usually due to drug use. Your eyes are eightballed when there is little to no color left around the pupil.

Don't try to tell me your not fucked up your eyes are still eight balled

by the bishop don macdonald December 25, 2005

blue balled

Intentional arousal of a male almost to the point of release, but denying ejaculation for a prolonged time to greatly intensify the final climax. Used often in BDSM, female on male or male-on-male in gay sexual games. Standard in the male tickling fetish community, it produces prolonged, heavy ejaculation in the highly sought-after male "double orgasm".

After being tickled blue balled for an hour, his incredible orgasm made him pass out.

by teetiger October 16, 2008

Dead Balled

The occurrence in which a gentlemen sustains crippling damage to one, or both, of his testicles to such a extent he can no longer retain feeling in his body below the waist. Or anywhere for that matter; most commonly caused by sitting on ones own nutsack.

"oi what happened to Barry?"

"poor bloke went and Dead Balled himself."

by metalfr3q December 31, 2011