Bavarian Mudslide

After anal sex, sucking the jizz out of the anus.

After getting rammed up the ass, Shane asked for a Bavarian Mudslide.

by Postal Dude August 7, 2006

Bavarian truffle

Allowing your female acquaintance to dump on your junk and then teabag her with it

1: I hung out with sally last night
2: what'd you guys do
1: I gave her the Bavarian Truffles
2:Nice!

by Younov Slovege August 18, 2008

Bavarian Slice

A term used to describe a very very very very very very truly beautiful male. Can be used as an adjective and as a noun. Part of the pastry rating system, see Butter pie, Vanilla slice, Iced bun.

'OH MY GOD, HENRY CAVILL HAS JUST WALKED INTO THE ROOM'
'WHAT A BUTTER PIE!'

'WHAT, I AM SORRY, HE IS A BAVARIAN SLICE!!'

by TobiasGreenwald November 18, 2009

Bavarian Illuminati

Saving a load for at least two weeks and then blowing it three feet into the air, and to the surprise of both you and your lover, you realize that you've just cum in your own mouth.

Joey didn't get any for like a month, so when Pandy went down on him, it was a total Bavarian Illuminati!

by Trihornasaurus April 14, 2005

Bavarian Fireman

The act of lighting one's pubic hair on fire, walking into the room, and dousing the flaming area with a pre-filled jar of reproductive liquid (Baby Gravy)

Sex with the Mrs. was getting kinda boring, so I decided to spice it up by giving her the old Bavarian Fireman.

by Piratezebra12 April 4, 2011

Bavarian Buttmunch

Eating ass while the sounds of an alphorn ring out across the mountains.

Gregg moved his tongue to the rhythm of "Edelweiss" and savored the flavor of last night's wedding cake while performing the Bavarian Buttmunch after his morning coffee.

by Gregg69420 February 8, 2022

Bavarian snorkel

When your girlfriend (or a very friendly male acquaintance) places your balls in their mouth while holding your erect penis against the side of their face

She went from giving me a great bj to a gold ol’ Bavarian snorkel in 2 seconds flat

by fred zeplin November 18, 2020