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Turkish Battleship

Turkish Battleship, kind of sounds like something that could be on Urban Dictionary
by SEPPUCR0W June 6, 2018
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turkish battleship

when a russian man fucks your wife's pussyhole with a flintlock gun
by Butthole aids June 6, 2018
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Turkish Battleship

The act of filling someone's asshole with icing sugar (from a turkish delight) and have them fart on your face, simulating the cloud of smoke produced when a battleship fires it's cannons
Friend : yo dude why do you stink of shit and icing?
Me : probably because i gave my girlfriend a turkish battleship last night
by turkishbattleship July 20, 2018
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Turkish Battleship

Something that doesn't exist or something that should not exist. Example:
"Hey, where can I find a super car that costs less than £15,000?"
"Well, you can find it on the deck of a Turkish Battleship."
by Thriko Thrikoian June 11, 2018
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Play Battleship

An internationally recognized word for sex.
Barney: You invited me up to your apartment to play Battleship! Isn't that an internationally recognized word for sex?
by OhmyGoshitsMe! August 6, 2009
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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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Redneck Battleship

Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.
"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"
by MoparMan85 December 15, 2009
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