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Baton twirling

Baton twirling is a sport that involves preforming tricks and manoeuvres with a metal stick with rubber ends. It is a dangerous sport as twirlers often hit themselves quite hard during practice as that baton is very hard. Yet no matter how many injuries they have, twirlers get over it and continue to hurt themselves with the sport. In most countries, it is quite unknown and some people don’t perceive it as a sport. It is a sport as it involves many qualities such as hand-eye coordination, team work, practice, dedication, flexibility and more.
Friend: Can you come over today?
Me: No I have to practice my baton twirling
Baton twirling by Batontwirler17 August 15, 2019

Baton Rouge Community College 

A community College on Florida Blvd in Baton Rouge. Also known as Baton Rouge College of Champions! Mascot is the Bears. Great school with gangsta people.
"Where you go to school at?"
"Oh I go to BRCC, you know Baton Rouge Community College?."
"Ya I hear ya'll have a good baseball team there?"

Baton Rouge High

a school for exceptionally gifted/genius adolescents. many grow up to change the world, while others turn into tortured souls due to their inability to function in a world full of people who are satisfied with being average and dumb.
That kid is weird." "Nah, man he's awesome. He goes to Baton Rouge High.

Baton Rouge 

Red Stick, Louisiana's capital.
Andy: Hey, how do you pronounce the capital of Louisiana: New Or-le-ans or New Or-leens?

Diggity Monkeez: The first one.

Andy: WRONG! The capital of Louisiana is pronounced Bat-on-Roozh!

Diggity Monkeez: Wha?!?!

(This joke can be used with other big, non-capital cities, like Louisville (KY's capital is Frankfort), Pittsburgh/Philadelphia (Harrisburg), St. Louis (Jefferson City), and Albuquerque (Santa Fe).

Baton Rouge Buyback 

The dude in your crew who waits until the end of the night, when everyone is already wasted, to offer to buy a round of drinks. No takers.
I dropped $120 last night. That bastard Jeremy ran a Baton Rouge Buyback and drank for free! What a cheap son of a scrub!

Baton-Dropper

Someone who does not continue a joke, either because of obstinacy or failure to understand, leaving the joke lying lifelessly on the ground like a dropped relay baton.
"Damn! I tried to joke with her, but she's totally a baton-dropper."