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1. dishonorable person: a person who thinks excellence is of higher priority than honor, which is opposed to what Prof. Winnie Monsod advocates. This connotes stealing other's work, for instance, which is an immoral (dishonorable) act, is allowable as long as it bring about excellence, be it superficial, to the thief.
2. academic thief: a person who constantly steals another person's intellectual work, but is persistently vocal against theft. In addition, the person may have a tendency to call other people user (exploiter), even though they may not be, to emphasize his dislike for stealing other persons' intellectual work.
3. revolting person with an equally revolting partner: a highly dislikable person, when it comes to both looks and atitude, who has an equally repulsive boyfriend/ girlfriend who looks like a pre-evolved human (i.e., looks like the missing link between humans and other primates)
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
noun
1. dishonorable person: a person who thinks excellence is of higher priority than honor, which is opposed to what Prof. Winnie Monsod advocates. This connotes stealing other's work, for instance, which is an immoral (dishonorable) act, is allowable as long as it bring about excellence, be it superficial, to the thief.
2. academic thief: a person who constantly steals another person's intellectual work, but is persistently vocal against theft. In addition, the person may have a tendency to call other people user (exploiter), even though they may not be, to emphasize his dislike for stealing other persons' intellectual work.
3. revolting person with an equally revolting partner: a highly dislikable person, when it comes to both looks and atitude, who has an equally repulsive boyfriend/ girlfriend who looks like a pre-evolved human (i.e., looks like the missing link between humans and other primates)
origin: a portmanteau of the Filipino words "bakla" (a homosexual male) and "shokoy" (an ugly mythical underwater creature from the Philippines)
Disclaimer: Part of the origin of the word being defined is "bakla", the Filipino word for gay man, but in NO WAY does this suggest that any gay person is necessarily a bakoy. The pronoun "he" is consistenly used in the definitions, but the word can equally be used to a person of any sexual preference.
(Setting: Today is the deadline for submission of assignments. There are no classes today so the math professor requires the students to submit their work by inserting it under the door of their professor's room. Two friends see from afar someone, a classmate, trying to slide a spoon under their professor's door to steal his classmates' works.)
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
A: He's stealing our work!
B: Oh shit! Do you know him?
A: Not really. But as far as I remember, I was assigned to check his assignment once and his answers are much worse than any sophomore math student could ever commit. My god... I can't believe someone could go that low, stealing other people's work. What an abysmal creature! Revolting! And he has the guts to call me a user when I asked one of our classmates how to solve some of the questions in our assignment! The nerves! By the way, have you seen his boyfriend?
B: Yeah. He's the missing link to humans and other primates. He seriously looks like a monkey from the zoo. And I don't like him either. His attitude stinks. He's always competitive and always annoying. I now think his boyfriend doesn't love him. His boyfriend is just using him. Since no one loves them both, they only have each other. No choice. I guess it's a match made in hell. They're a perfect match, aren't they? They are both bakoys!
A: Bloody bakoys.
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Get the bakoot mug.Michael Angelo Batio, sometimes called simply "MAB," is the greatest guitarist of all time. With the ability to play upwards of 900 trillion notes per nanosecond on a slow day, he makes makes Herman Li and Yngwie Malmsteen look (and sound) like complete guitar n00bs.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
He started as the guitarist for 80s hair band Nitro before going on to start a solo career. He has many custom made instruments and gear, most notably the V shaped double guitar and the X shaped quad guitar. He starred in an instruction DVD series called "Speed Kills," so named because if you attempt anything he teaches on the DVDs (or even watch them for that matter) you will die.
MAB also invented the hairstyle of having it hang in front of you eyes, but the emo subculture stole it from him. As a result, everytime he sees an emo, he punches them in the face with a soundwave.
"The Speed of MAB" is the fastest speed known known to mankind. It is so fast that it is incalcuable by human standards. An object travelling at the Speed of MAB can travel several billion lightyears in a matter of seconds.
-DragonForce pays Michael Angelo Batio not to destroy them.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
-MAB originally invented Guitar Hero, but abandoned the project when the product testers exploded trying to play the easiest song.
-An object travelling at the speed of light can get from earth to the moon in 1.2 seconds. That's long enough for MAB to play every song ever known to any man thirty-thousand times each. On a slow day.
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Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.
Sleeping with the same person multiple time, or having sex with different partners.
A guy bragging to a friend would say:
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"
"Bruh I be bakon" (busting all kinds of nuts) the friend would respond "bruh you ain't getting none"
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Erzebet Bathory was a 16th century Hungarian countess who killed between 20 and 600 peasant girls and virgins in her land and bathed in their blood to look more beautiful.
Erzebet Bathory was a 16th century Hungarian countess who killed between 20 and 600 peasant girls and virgins in her land and bathed in their blood to look more beautiful.
I like Black Metal but why are they obsessed with Erzebet Bathory, not htat there's anything wrong with it.
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