Bates

A really cool person who is anti-chess

Damn that dude is like a bates, he always screws up my chess games.

by the unknown bates April 10, 2004

Bates

Bates(aka Big lipped Bastard)is John Carroll's Hero. Very racist and educated in firearms. Damn Sexy. Very, very big lips. If your listen closely in the halls, you can hear him say "Stupid Nigger!" and "Hell No!". Despite his unusual appearence , Bates takes a hip-hop dance class and can back it up like nobody's buisness.

Whos that guy with those huge ass lips? Ooh that's just Bates.

by Peety Bates. March 9, 2005

bates

Someone who is beyond lazy and generally cares nothing for life.

person 1: "Hese done nothing but watch TV all day"
Person 2:"Init what a toser, hese a pure bates"

by lloyd90 October 1, 2007

Bates

To vomit in an uncontrollable fashion; often whilst sitting on the ground in the middle of a park, on a saturday night

Ewww she was batesing all over him last weekend

My hair had all this bates in it

Oh my god, shes so gross...it makes me want to bates!

by McBabe12 March 6, 2009

bate

means something is shit

man u r bate at football

by jimbob October 13, 2003

bates

can be used as either a noun or adjective, usually meaning someone who eats plastic and is subject to extreme homosexuality, likes lawn tractors and is the king of nig rigging

"Dude quit pullin a bates"
"Dude ur such a bates, get your hand out of my pants"

by Andy Colabella April 10, 2007

bates

British slang

Being on ones-own. Shorter form of playground jibe 'Billy Bates, got no mates'. Referring to some imaginary character 'Billy Bates', who is too sad to have any friends.

Can refer to ones-self as 'being on my bates'. In other regions is just referred to as being 'Billy No Mates'

Example1: Look at Malcolm is playing on his own, arrrr, he's Billy Bates, got no mates!

Example2: I'll order a pizza tonight, I'm on my bates.

by BaiChocTuDou October 18, 2012