Bastardism

to embrace bastardy and to live life with the purpose of creating more bastards. It is also a religion.

Hugh practices bastardism and hopes to create as many bastards as he possibly can through the act of having unprotected sex with women out of wedlock.
Hugh is a member of the bastardic faith.

by Conor1991 September 28, 2006

Bastardisation

That fucking silly bastard derick nobcheese illustrates perfectly the way the english language endures bastardisation with his shit explanation of said word:

Atomic Kitten have bastardisation
a song again!
Apple have bastardisation
microsoft, or tried to.

See? The silly fucking dumb cunt.

Bastardisation, the process of, is a corrupted copy of a given original.

derick nobcheese is a bastardisation of a human being.

by Louseboy August 10, 2004

Bastardisation

To bastardise something.
To make something very uncool out of something that used to be cool.

"Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice is a bastardisation of a Queen's "Under Pressure".
"I'll Be Missing You" by Diddy and Faith Evans is a bastradisation of "Every Breathe You Take" by The police.

by CRAIGJJAMES May 27, 2010

The Bastardization of Singapore Math

When foreign countries discreetly incorporate the best of the Singapore math curriculum, such as the bar or stack model method, learning experiences, and big ideas, into their own local curriculum, by adopting it as their stepchild, where cross-fertilization of local and foreign ideas occasionally results in an aha! by-product.

Thanks to the bastardization of Singapore math, the US Common Core Math had given birth to a few beautiful methodological and pedagogical offsprings in math education, much to the delight of local math educators who follow closely how their foreign counterparts are creatively adopting some of the problem-solving visualization strategies.

by Fasters July 19, 2022

Bastarding

The act of searching out somebody who has just achieved something good and then instantly ruining it for them by doing something annoying to take the shine off of it. Usually a whole day activity as finding somebody who has just achieved success isn't easy.

If someone gets a good grade in an exam, throw a pint of milk in their face.

If a kid learns to ride a bike for the first time, run up and push it over.

You get the idea.

Hey John, fancy a spot of bastarding today?

by Frederik43 March 28, 2010

bastardcore

Bastard core is a sub category between indie and grunge.

often is the aesthetic most rebellious teenagers have.

“wow she’s indie!”
“nah, with all the shit she gets into and the dark clothes that bastardcore

by dory7777 August 24, 2020

Bastardism

1. (n) The art of being a bastard.

"Mr. Hill gave you 75 pages of homework? That's bastardism!!!"

by prvtdonut7 April 20, 2005