Green Ballooned

To be punched, choked and slapped around, etc. during rough sex while the dominant partner ignores your pleas to stop. MO Speaker Rod Jetton was accused of assault and battery of a woman one night after his divorce. He later said it was her fault that she was beaten without her consent because she didn't use the safe word, "Green Balloons".

"Lucy got green ballooned last night after an S and M sexcapade gone wrong."

John: "Dude, what happened Eric? You look all beat up."
Eric: "Yeah, Emily green ballooned me. I'm pressing charges on that bitch."

by Snusnu December 21, 2009

ballooned

When a person gains a substantial amount of weight to the point that they begin to resemble a spherical balloon figure.

Wow, Ellie has ballooned since she got a new partner. She used to be stick thin!

by Wordo534 April 21, 2018

babooned

Getting your ass fucked so hard you look like a red assed macaque.

"Bitch, why you walkin funny?"
"Cuz that boy last night babooned my ass!"

by Mavis's Bitch October 20, 2014

Hot Air Ballooned

The odor of a fart, released at a lower elevation, is breathed in by another person at a higher elevation. The warm methane emitted from your anus rises, thus creating a similar effect as a hot air balloon.

"Derek was dry heaving on the deck, because Cory hot air ballooned him"

by Dub75 July 13, 2012

bassoon player

Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.

That bassoon player is enjoying his 2 measure solo WAY too much.

That first chair bassoon player is pretty weird and sometimes psychotic.

by Allie Mallie June 3, 2016

Czechslovakian Bassoon

Also known as the 2-Dick-1-Girl Lift. The act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one cock into a vagina and one cock into the asshole. The two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a Czechslovakian Bassoon.

Dude: Hey man, lets go do the Czechslovakian Bassoon. Dude 2: Great! I just stretched my cock.

by SexyRocksez December 2, 2009

session your bassoon

to have a prostate operation

If you can't piss, maybe you should session your bassoon.

by hahhhhhhh September 26, 2006