Gods blessed section of humankind graced with the knowledge of the bassoon. Tend to be clueless and nutty, but ingenious people. Fellow band kids
will often warn others not to mention music around them, as they
will either complain about their lack of solos, the fact that they are the backbone of the band, that the one
time there's more than one bassoon part and they don't get
first, and their plan to overthrow first chair and secretly find a way to have influence over all band directors and student leadership.