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college basketball capital of the world

Located in Storrs, Connecticut. Home of the UConn Huskies. When asking a random student from UConn why they chose to attend here, you'll most likely hear the response of "UConn basketball, duh..". On top of that, the women along with the men both consistently beat every other team's ass.
Friend: "Hey man, was thinking of applying to Kentucky or Duke, I heard they have a great basketball program."

Me: "Fuck outta here, have you ever considered the college basketball capital of the world? Those schools are jokes compared to UConn.
by Huskies02 November 19, 2015
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kiss a basketball boy day

On October 31, girls this is your day to kiss a basketball boy;)
It’s kiss a basketball boy day. Let’s make out!
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basket checking

Looking at a man's crotch through his pants
Annlynne is a total basket checker. She was checking out the goods and basket checking like a champ.
by PresleyTheTrumpet November 19, 2013
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cow basket

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Ass Basketry

n. 1. the characteristic behaviors of Ass Baskets;

2. the practice of weaving hand baskets from hairs plucked off of and around the anus, combined with those shaved from the buttocks proper;

3. any behavior that might otherwise be described as frontin', hatin', posing, stoolin', perpetratin'
I'm about to kick that prick to the curb, cause he's a master of Ass Basketry.

Damn. I bought my lady a handbag for our anniversary. That pooch cost several hundy cause the designer is a virtuoso of Ass Basketry.
by Maestro41 October 16, 2011
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Basketball People

the socially appropriate way of saying Nigger.
Damn those basketball people are annoying.
by Anghlurster April 9, 2019
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Basket-stall

The act of throwing a wad of toilet paper or a paper towel ball into the stall being used by someone who is releasing quite a foul and pervasive smell during his or her bodily process of defecation and while preventing that person from knowing that you were the one who threw it. Can be played by one person or numerous people using the restroom upset by the vile odor.
Jack was stinking up the restroom again, so Dave and I played a round of Basket-stall. I stole the ball made a lay-up it into Jack's stall. Shortly after our victory, we ran off like pussies and laughed our asses off.
by Harold Balczac the Third January 13, 2013
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